C.C.A. Baldi Middle School

The best-rated middle school in Philadelphia, largely due to the overly strict rules of discipline and uniform. Located at Verree and Marchman roads. It combines the puny, slightly innocent 11-year-olds, with the much more mature and perverted 14-year-olds whose main topic of conversation is pubic hair. Most children spend their first month figuring out the circular hallways and the dizzying amount of staircases. The word 'detention' does not exist in the 7th grade world, it's a suspension or nothing. The building is either extremely cold or extremely hot. Russians and Mexicans make up most of the population.

C.C.A. Baldi Middle School is an utter piece of faggotry.

by Katyusha. April 17, 2010

Baldi's Basics In Education And Learning

The hit new game where you can learn math and math! Featuring 7 noteboos, 7 original characters, a school, 11 wacky items, math, math, math, math, math, math, and even more math, detention for all the bad kids. Basically a great learning game! ᵇᵃˢᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ ᵍᵃᵐᵉˢ ᶦˢⁿᵗ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒⁿˢᶦᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃⁿʸᵇᵒᵈʸ ᵒʷⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ᶜᵘʳˢᵉᵈ ᵛᵉʳˢᶦᵒⁿ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ

Yo dude have you heard of Baldi's Basics In Education And Learning?

by swaggerguy420 April 21, 2022

Baldie Ass Bitch day

A holiday who we celebrate about a bitch who is toxic, rude, jerk, asshole, moron, and bald as fuck.

Happy Baldie Ass Bitch day!

by anonymous July 7, 2021

baldy the one eyed champ

1. a penis, or wang depsnding on your physical location.

Ms. Ford needs to meet baldy the one eyed champ for a few bouts in my bed.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Baldy

Landon ball’s dick that it always shaved and smooth

Baldy was really fun to play with last night

by Fucktard08763 February 8, 2025

Baldi Mods

baldi mods are basically modifications of the hit game baldi's basics by mystman12, some of them are baldi related with some changes, some are horror mods, and a good percentage of them are reskins.

im gonna play some baldi mods on gamebanana because thats cool

by KirbyPlayerDictionary July 5, 2022

Baldy Fudgepacker

1) Someone who is baldy and indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so. Often called Menza.

2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution

3) The opperator of the above machine.

I'm a baldy fudgepacker, I pack baldy fudge in boxes.

by Baldy Fudgepacker November 28, 2019