Balcony JAP

Derived from the famous phrase " Porch Monkey " a balcony jap is a JAP that sits in her fucking mansion or on her fucking balcony all day... a Balcony JAP doesnt hafta be Jewish... but she has to be a fucking rich girl that is spoiled outta her mind... it may infact be the ultimite dissing.. caution in using this one... it could get u into trouble... only use it under serious circumstances

hey jon, lets go down to Molly's house and throw rocks into her balcony window which is trimmed in gold and silver and has ribbons and rich on it

by APugs July 8, 2004

stoney balonie

when youre stoned outta your mind p.s. BONG TOKE

'Dude are you high" "Im stoney balonie"

by Orange420 July 8, 2010

baconification

The art of adding bacon to basically anything

"Hey man, you really need to learn the ways of baconification if you want to join those folks on youtube!"

by Penismuncher123 January 5, 2014

Balcony Buddies

The term used in Gilmore Girls Fan Fiction when writing about Lorelai Gilmore and Christopher Hayden.

This is the term for them because their daughter Rory Gilmore, was conceived on the balcony outside Lorelai's childhood bedroom.

Forget JavaJunkie! I'm a Balcony Buddies fan. After all, Lorelai should be with the father of her child.

by RoganAllTheWay October 29, 2008

balcony

A place filled with stupid, irrational, or mentally challenged people.

To stick out like a balcony means to be mentally challenged (from Italian).

My place is now a complete balcony since these guys moved in.

Are you on the balcony again?

by UrbanCulture August 24, 2005

balcony teeth

Someone with front teeth that stick way out, making them look like a rocky the squirrel.

"Wow, that chicks got some balcony teeth!" "Watch out, if you kiss her. She's got balcony teeth. You'll be climbing 2 floors to get to her tongue"

by Zman2000 March 3, 2008

Baconism

A religion preached by the wild kivis. A well known group is the wild kivis of Nebraska, who widely praise this religion. This is a religion, in which people ONLY eat Bacon. They're God is Lord Bacon (bacon be with him) and the traditional "Baconmas" Dinner is a chicken with a turtle, wrapped in Bacon, deep fried and smothered in cheese and chocolate.

They also have a pope, whois currently Adam Richman, the "Man vs Food" guy. Next in line for the pope is Harley Morenstein from Epic Meal Time, and the prophet of 'Lord Bacon' is known as Ethan Kivlahan.

Did you see Ethan the other day, eating 30 tonnes of bacon?!
What, preaching his religion, Baconism?
Yea.
- Observers of the Baconist, Ethan Kivlahan.

by Biscuitnade January 10, 2014