Blake Theory is the theory wherein the female gender acts as a herd and follow in specific directions in their respective professional occupations. For example, in the public accounting world, the following are bound to happen -
a) New hires are pretty split between males and females but most of the people in the first three years are males. Most seniors then end up being female. But then they taper off by the Manager level, and the top of the corporate ladder is male-heavy.
b) Females gravitate toward audit and stay in it because they do not have the courage to quit, and more importantly, love the power they get as seniors where they get to boss people around since this will not likely happen in their homes.
Blake Theory was theorized by one of the most imminent scholars of our generation. His or her whereabouts and details shall remain anonymous for fear of feminists around the world.
a) New hires are pretty split between males and females but most of the people in the first three years are males. Most seniors then end up being female. But then they taper off by the Manager level, and the top of the corporate ladder is male-heavy.
b) Females gravitate toward audit and stay in it because they do not have the courage to quit, and more importantly, love the power they get as seniors where they get to boss people around since this will not likely happen in their homes.
Blake Theory was theorized by one of the most imminent scholars of our generation. His or her whereabouts and details shall remain anonymous for fear of feminists around the world.
Person X: Man, that senior is nuts. She pushes people around all day and takes her work way too seriously, but then whines about it.
Person Y: Yea man, Blake Theory, that's what they do
Person Y: Yea man, Blake Theory, that's what they do
by Elliott Spitzer March 17, 2008
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ginger fag: hey wanna go to shell?
minority fag: yah man i just learned how to ride of "t-bone yesterday
ginger fag: my god your amazing
skaters who walk by them: wow watta bunch of fag's
by big meetch November 17, 2010
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The act of removing the penis from ones pantaloons and recieve a hearty laugh from the sexual accomplice. You then become quite enraged and punch the woman in the face then fucking her rectal cavity brutally until you hit the poo nerve, causing her to shit ferociously all over the male erectus. The constant flow of fecal matter causes the woman to lose conciousness due to a mass body fluid loss, to which you shit in her unconciouss mouth and fuck it some more until you blow your load in to her mouth orfice. Afterwards you tie her upside down to the fridge and drink the thick liquids that are expelled from her mouth. You then sew her mouth shut and poo on her face so she vomits and suffocates. You then fuck her dead body some more and then torch all evidence of the delicious occasion and then admit yourself into a mental institution where you undertake all previous steps on a psycho dilusional fuck who has no idea what is happening :D
OMG Guys did you hear about what happened on the weekend. Police say someone gave some biddy the angry blaker. That shit was literally fucked up.. *Holds Boner
Did you hear about Archie? he totally gave the angry blaker to some chick in his ute.
Did you hear about Archie? he totally gave the angry blaker to some chick in his ute.
by Radcool November 10, 2010
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by IJpoop August 23, 2012
Get the blake mug.The hottest piece of man-meat ever to exist. An intellect sharp as a knife, and a wit to match. Blake is almost always right, which bothers people, but Blake then gently explains why it's okay that he's right, which calms them down. Women are naturally attracted to Blake, mainly because of their swimmer bodies, which consist of rocking abs, massive biceps, calves of iron, steel triceps, etc. People are jealous of Blake, because they are very fun to drink with, and an absolute god in bed. Easily described as extremely sexy, Blake has tight buns, and chiselled features that could score glass. Blake is friends with all the beautiful, gorgeous, popular, movie-star-type people. The sun shines out of Blake's anus, and makes everyone smile when Blake walks by. Blake is always more successful than everyone else in everything. It has been said that everything that has ever happened in history has been either the result of Blake, or happened to produce Blake. Having Blake for a friend is the best thing that could happen to anyone, Blake will light up the dark, he will make the ordinary extraordinary and the plain magnificent. In Blake's hands you will find trust and comfort, happiness, and joy. Everyone trusts Blake, and in turn Blake is always trustworthy. Blake is an aesthetically pleasing addition to any room, and brings a unique pleasing aroma into the room, not unlike a basket of roses after a mid-days shower. Blake is THE most amazing guy you will ever meet.
Hot Girl: OH MY GOD THAT MAN IS BEAUTIFUL!
Hot Girl's (Non-gay) Man Friend: Yes he is, he is totally a Blake.
Hot Girl's (Non-gay) Man Friend: Yes he is, he is totally a Blake.
by MrDerpyTurtle99 June 1, 2015
Get the Blake mug.1. Someone in the band "Letterbox Black" with Aeson Bliss. This person is also in the band VOSQQ, makes really good youtube videos, rants at unexpected moments, and has a great family, online and off.
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2. Someone who dedicates their life working intensely and helping others with emotional troubles when they really need it the most. This person is very spiritual, caring, yet also has an amazing sense of humor.
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3. Someone who babbles on and on then goes on more to tell us that they are babbling on and on. This person has a great sense of babble too.
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2. Someone who dedicates their life working intensely and helping others with emotional troubles when they really need it the most. This person is very spiritual, caring, yet also has an amazing sense of humor.
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3. Someone who babbles on and on then goes on more to tell us that they are babbling on and on. This person has a great sense of babble too.
Examples :
1. Person 1 : Like OH EM GEE!! last night, I like, went to a show with Letterbox Black in it, and like, Blake Bliss was like, totally great on his harmonica!
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2. Person 1 : That person work so hard! He loves to help people too.
Person 2 : I know! People say that person is very spiritual too. And caring. And funny.
Person 1 : That person is such a Blake Bliss.
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3. Person 1 : That person can really babble, and they know it.
Person 2 : I know! And they know when others are babbling!
Person 1 : They MUST be a Blake Bliss.
1. Person 1 : Like OH EM GEE!! last night, I like, went to a show with Letterbox Black in it, and like, Blake Bliss was like, totally great on his harmonica!
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2. Person 1 : That person work so hard! He loves to help people too.
Person 2 : I know! People say that person is very spiritual too. And caring. And funny.
Person 1 : That person is such a Blake Bliss.
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3. Person 1 : That person can really babble, and they know it.
Person 2 : I know! And they know when others are babbling!
Person 1 : They MUST be a Blake Bliss.
by Sabriny June 22, 2009
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Such word pairings are useful in wordplay or poetry.
Examples include:
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good god
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Such word pairings are useful in wordplay or poetry.
Examples include:
eelfish elfish
fiancee fiance
furry fury
good god
starring staring
Overabundant use of blakenyms:
After my super supper in the dinner diner I had dessert in the desert and my ass grew looser like a loser.
After my super supper in the dinner diner I had dessert in the desert and my ass grew looser like a loser.
by blurback September 22, 2009
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