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Bakery

When you finally go nuts and open a bakery to show people that your dissociative identity disorder (did)
Screwy Lewie couldn't cope in the real world, so he opened up a bakery and talks to the cupcakes and bagels
by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022
mugGet the Bakerymug.

Bakery

The bakery is a well known word used and created by jam.co.uk community. It all started when the member Amelia was playing a tycoon on the online game ROBLOX. This word means that this word is a the bakery is a place jam.co.uk hibernate and religiously YOU'RE A FUCKIN' BITCH OKAY.
"You know like the bakery" or "Let's go bakery" This can be used anywhere in anyway or when you're desperate to get a cheeky sausage roll from the bakery.
by jam.co.uk April 6, 2022
mugGet the Bakerymug.

Bakery Foul

When you offer to get someone a pastry from a bakery and you bring back a bran muffin.
She offered to get me a pastry and brought back a bran muffin — such a bakery foul.
by Nduck May 9, 2021
mugGet the Bakery Foulmug.

Bakery

It's a music studio
I'll meet you at the bakery we gotta make some songs.

How many songs did you make at the bakery?
by Dusa Ninetyfirst September 15, 2022
mugGet the Bakerymug.

Bakery

The “Bakery” is the a term that can be used for one’s wallet, bank account, or anywhere one would store their bread aka: “Money”
Group chat: “Yo y’all tryna eat at Golden Corral then watch a movie?”
Emerson: “Nah bruh, that’s bread out the bakery.”

Evan: “Yo, you got a 5?”
Andre: “Nah, the bakery is closed”
by browN Backwards July 20, 2019
mugGet the Bakerymug.

Chinese Bakery

After falling victim to the Dutch Oven, you respond to your partner by shitting under the covers, then forcing them under to experience the smells of an authentic Chinese Bakery.

Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.
It was crazy bro, I gave my girl a Dutch Oven last night but she totally got me back later on. She shat on the sheets and made a Chinese Bakery!
by Airza May 7, 2025
mugGet the Chinese Bakerymug.

Cocoa Bakery

Satisfies your sweet tooth and savoury cravings. Gives you a range of exotic foods to choose from. The answer to all your hunger pangs.
Cocoa Bakery, a perfect place to hang out for all your adda sessions, cosy dates or random meetups. 😉
by A foodie November 24, 2021
mugGet the Cocoa Bakerymug.

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