fail and bail

To hurry through an exam in a subject you don't care enough about to have studied for and thus don't know anything about.

Bucky: Dude, how did you approach the essay on Keynesian economics?

Squealer: Fail and bail, man.

by Marv Jehoggsegetter November 19, 2013

Christian Bail

To skip church on Sunday

David: Hey did you see Jeffrey at church yesterday?
Jeremiah: No, he performed a Christian Bail

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Nail and Bail

When a guy has sex with a girl and leaves and/or dumps her afterwards.

also called a Hit and Run

Jessica: Are going out with Tyler again?
Lauren: No! I can't believe the jerk Nail and Bailed on me!

by yanxxx May 25, 2009

Trail Bail

When a girl leads on a guy and then bails on any of the plans the guy has made would result in the term trail bail. Can happen to both sexes but mostly happens to men

Guy: Hey wanna hangout at the beach
Girl: No Im busy
<Guy phone calls to friend right after conversation with girl>
Guy: Hey this girl keeps leading me on but never wants to be together alone.
Guy Friend: It's because she is a trail bail and doesn't want you.
Guy: What a bitch

by theunhappyguy July 10, 2011

Hollis bail

a Hollis bail (patent pending) is leaving the scene of a situation before it becomes awkward. by doing a Hollis bail it stops questions being asked and means that the situation can't get any worse, as you are no longer there. This tactic uses causes trouble for your wingman, as he has to pick up the pieces of the mayhem you've caused, but that's not a problem for the person who has performed the Hollis bail, as there already tucked up in bed by this stage

oh yeh, that was a dodgy situation so he's done a Hollis bail

by the eyes tornado December 4, 2010

raw dog and bail

When you have unprotected sex with a female, and you leave right afterwards without any explanation!

I had no protection, and all I wanted was sex from this chick. So I decided I was just going to raw dog, and bail!

by Frogg March 1, 2004

Christian Bail

Bail money put forth by the Catholic Church to release a priest from jail on molestation charges

Your Holiness, we have put up millions in Christian Bail- the gold-plated high-rise cathedral project must be put on hold for now

by PaulAllensCard February 3, 2015