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Badger Britches
A woman whose ass is extremely fat and lumpy, causing it to bounce and jiggle in an unattractive way, is said to have an ass that looks like two badgers in a sack fighting to get out.
Badger Britches by Angelic_Sherry September 21, 2005
Sugar Badger
Noun.
A "Sugar Badger" describes a handsome male that is extremely athletic and powerful for his size, but who is also disarmingly intelligent and witty. The Sugar Badger's intelligence is not always readily apparent because his visage it that of a hot, sexy, sweaty jock.
The badger is notorious for being tenacious and fearless, but, what few people know is that ordinary badgers become very tender and sweet Sugar Badgers if charmed and treated correctly. They are also very modest and humble and often don't know how special they are.
Women however, should be particularly careful when trying to lure the attentions of a Sugar Badger because the Sugar Badger releases pheromones which are highly addictive to the opposite sex.
Most women cannot resist falling helplessly in love with a Sugar Badger. Unfortunately, few women have the skill necessary to capture the heart of such a creature.
If a Sugar Badger falls in love with a girl, she is the luckiest in the world.
A "Sugar Badger" describes a handsome male that is extremely athletic and powerful for his size, but who is also disarmingly intelligent and witty. The Sugar Badger's intelligence is not always readily apparent because his visage it that of a hot, sexy, sweaty jock.
The badger is notorious for being tenacious and fearless, but, what few people know is that ordinary badgers become very tender and sweet Sugar Badgers if charmed and treated correctly. They are also very modest and humble and often don't know how special they are.
Women however, should be particularly careful when trying to lure the attentions of a Sugar Badger because the Sugar Badger releases pheromones which are highly addictive to the opposite sex.
Most women cannot resist falling helplessly in love with a Sugar Badger. Unfortunately, few women have the skill necessary to capture the heart of such a creature.
If a Sugar Badger falls in love with a girl, she is the luckiest in the world.
Nathan is such a Sugar Badger. You think he is just a hot athletic guy and then next thing you know-- you realize he is smart and funny and you can't help but ask him to come back to your place.
Sugar Badger by Kumalisa May 1, 2011
frosty badger
A. phew, look at that swirly piece of shit i nearly trod in
B. dude!! that swirly piece of shit is a 70's classic called a frosty badger
A. wow, i never new they existed i'm so excited i wanna eat some of it
B. dude!! that swirly piece of shit is a 70's classic called a frosty badger
A. wow, i never new they existed i'm so excited i wanna eat some of it
frosty badger by butwart101 May 26, 2009
cunt badger
A Cunt Badger,A Badger which lives in a cunt
The Cunt Badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. Once lodged inside ones cunt, a cunt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by gassing or by poison.
Cunt Badgers are famed for there passionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its cunt. Often men have lost their entire penis to a cunt badger while trying to commit sexual acts. Cunt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
A Cunt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a cunt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones cunt freash and clean.
The Cunt Badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. Once lodged inside ones cunt, a cunt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by gassing or by poison.
Cunt Badgers are famed for there passionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its cunt. Often men have lost their entire penis to a cunt badger while trying to commit sexual acts. Cunt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
A Cunt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a cunt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones cunt freash and clean.
"you sir...are a cunt badger" as a insult
"Argh i've got a cunt badger" as a medical complaint
"Cunt Badgers!!!" a cry of desperation
"Argh i've got a cunt badger" as a medical complaint
"Cunt Badgers!!!" a cry of desperation
cunt badger by Cunt Badger August 29, 2008