boyfriend

Someone that your best friend hates. but you choose your boyfriend over her. and then when you break-up you go crawling back about so and so broke you heart.

can we just talk, my boyfriend just broke up with me. can we just be friends again?

boyfriend by courtney November 24, 2004

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useless, except for that one thing that hangs in between his legs which can be mass produced in every shape color and size and found at nearest sex shop or ordered by internet. yes. useless is right ;reason why women are so bitchy

Meet my new boyfriend mr. dildo.

boyfriend by MERCEDESs July 6, 2007

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1. Man who's dick you suck so he won't dump you.

2. Man who you do laundry, cook, and clean for so he won't dump you.

3. Man who you sit next to on the couch while he's watching Playboy shows on tv and pretend you're having fun so he won't dump you.

4. Man who you're not exactly sure why you care if he dumped you but you do.

I dont understand why we all want to have a boyfriend. but we do.

boyfriend by collegekid153 January 16, 2009

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A male who needs sex constantly and has nothing better to do than fuck with one womans head, and screw the rest of them. In other words, a male who doesnt want to communicate but does want unlimited sex without feeling like a man-whore

So I guess he's my boyfriend, he said she didn't mean anything to her.

boyfriend by SALI48 August 8, 2006