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Boneless Pizza

A pizza with toppings which completely cover the crust all the way to the edge, as found in styles such as Detroit, Sicilian, and Grandma pizzas.

Pizza Bones are the "un-topped" outer edges of pizza crusts, which are discarded by some eaters for being frequently hard and flavorless, and generally the most uninteresting part of most pizzas. Covering the entire crust surface with sauce, toppings, and cheese creates a pizza which does not generate these "bones", being instead uniformly edible and to some palates, vastly superior to "pizza with 🅱️ones in".

The term "boneless pizza" may be utterly baffling and alien to those who are unaware of the existence of non-bone-generating pizza styles, or of the mere use of the term "bones" to refer to said pizza crust edges.
Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.

*phones pizza*

a different Person 2, who actually has a clue: Ya pizza, whatchu want?

Person 1: lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: So, a St. Louis style, with what toppings?
Person 1: uhhhhhhh...pepperonis. Cheese. Wit extra pepperonis.
*order continues*
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Bongled

here mate, this laptop is bongled
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bankless

Encapsulating the ire society feels towards their banking institutions and redirecting that energy into a positive, innovative, and freedom-oriented way of life. Giving people confidence to consider new paradigms, and open their mind to the possibilities and benefits of a decentralized world.

Also: a newsletter, podcast, and a movement to onboard a billion people into crypto.
Noun: "I'm going bankless bruh, I'm tired of Wells Fargo's bullshit."

Verb: "Bro I'm bankless, what the fuck is an overdraft fee?"
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Honker Bonkers

Big voluptuous boobies
Soft and squishy

Just perfectly large titties
Jack- "Jesus those are some huge titties. I just wanna suck on those honker bonkers."
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Your Uncle Bunkle

If you say this to your enemies they will bow before your might and accept you as the leader of all that is and all that will ever be.
Hey Timmy your mom gey
Oh yeah well your uncle bunkle
*timmy fucking dies and you become the prince of Persia.*
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grandaddy bonglegs

a bong named after a slight misconception of words involving a grandaddy longlegs spider.
While sitting in a circle in the mountains smoking a bong at night:
"Holy shit! A Grandaddy longlegs!"
"What? I didn't know u called one of those things a grandaddy bonglegs."
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Tron Bonkers

An obsession bordering on the compulsive about the movie Tron: Legacy.

Usually manifests itself in eight-year-old boys who, upon infection, will dress in black, sellotaping strips of paper to their arms and legs, cutting out cardboard discs (the same size as we used to use to make large pom poms in the olden days) and marching round the house with serious aspect at all times.

Early signs of contagion include discovering all your YouTube recommendations (based on previous searches) being related to Tron, younger siblings insisting without prompting that they are in fact not Mabel, as you previously thought (having named them that) but in fact QUORRA, and snippings of cardboard (offcuts from home-made identity discs) strewn about the floor.

You are in the full grip of the disease when your offstpring shrieks "I AM NOT CLU! I AM KEVIN!" at you when you try to enter into the spirit of things by entering the youngster's imagination games - always a mistake, as older parents will unstintingly tell you.
Alfie swore black and blue he was an expert lightcycle rider the other day. He's gone completely Tron Bonkers. I think he's infected Mabel too. He has convinced her she's an Isomorphic Algorithm.
by Blind Electric Ray July 24, 2011
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