Bonk

Basically a member of THB or a certified 24 karat Conket. Essentially anyone who isn't even up to the level of gronk, and is a gold plated conk.

Have a go at these Bonks. Thb wish they were Conkets

by EbsuzaKbm April 13, 2021

Bonk

When something happens that makes you go 😐. Mostly used ironically. Often a one word reply.

Your Crush: I’m sorry, I don’t date losers.

You: Bonk.

by thongas April 14, 2021

Bonk

UK slang - to 'fuck' something or someone.

"Yo, bonk that man"

- could mean fuck that person or fuck whatever is happening in the context.

"I have to go see my mother in law today"

"Yo, bonk that man. Come chill with me instead"

by Merkust April 21, 2021

Bonk

To hug another person

I love you dad bonk

by Wolffame May 2, 2021

bonk

man bonk is so cool, everyone loves bonk and they have brilliant taste in women (and they're not a furry)

“i should be more like bonk”

by bonktopia July 2, 2021

Bonk

Bonk. you've been bonked.

person one: *bonk*
person 2: "dude tf?"
person 1:"get wreaked you've been bonked "

by indishereig July 14, 2021

bonk

a bri'ish way of fucking someone

ima bonk dat bich ova ther init

by The Memed Human July 27, 2021