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Blake

someone so hairy and so smelly, the sheer sight of his wooly body makes you gag and the stench making your soul leave,. blake has so many mental disorders he sticks syringes of jizz and blue gatorade (sour sweat potion) up the booty shoots of his enemies
i saw blake and now i have gatorade and aids
by thecumdodger August 18, 2022
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Blake

Blake is a god, a being mankind cannot comprehend. His power is too great for our knowledge and can only be mentioned by name. Blake is a religion people should convert to blakism and chant his name 8 times a day at minimum, this has been proven to give blakeins a overall better life. Anyone found of being a blakist shall be hung drawn and quartered
Today we will pray the divine ruler. Blake.
by BlakeLover69 November 11, 2019
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Blake

"Hey look it's Blake, the hippie bottom"
"Wait what's a hippie bottom?"
"A hippie that's a bottom"
by Iammickey April 6, 2022
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Blake

A type of bloke who sells drugs to you’re nan
by Shweppsy November 18, 2019
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[Blake]

To bail without verbal notification at the last minute on a large scale event that you may or may not have planned and to make yourself unreachable by cell phone, text, or email for the duration of the event and at least three days following.
Hey, where's the other groomsman? He's still in Phoenix. I knew he'd Blake.
by Mr. San Carlos August 3, 2008
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blake

usually a boys name but sometimes a girl. very funny, outgoing, gorgeous, and loud. she has a lot of drama because everyone is jelous of her because she is so perfect. shy around boys and some girls when you first meet her, but once you get to know her she is so much fun to be around. she is the bestest friend you could every ask for.
boy1: who is that hotty?
boy2: oh that's blake! yea she's pretty hot
by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnnn November 23, 2013
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Blake

Band kid. VERY MUCH OUTDATED HUMOR, but hey you are a happy person and not shy. Your childhood lasts very very long too!
by grim69 April 29, 2021
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