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big dick energy

Jayleen- “You have big dick energy
Brandon- “What does that mean?”
Jayleen- “Whip it out.”

Big Dick Energy

A walking green flag of a male specimen. Not only does his dick print show in all types of pants, but he radiates a confidence that commands attention in a humble, yet graceful fashion. He likely slays pussy, but does not kiss and tell. Positive and funny, but powerful and serious. Likely successful in what they are passionate in with a good sense of style. This is a true alpha male in a non-toxic way.
*Mark holds the door open for Lola and Denise and smiles*

Lola: Ugh! Mark has such big dick energy and I want to have his baby!

Denise: Yasss queen! It’s the quiet ones that lay the best pipe. It will change your life.
Big Dick Energy by Ah-Ha B.C. April 16, 2024

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Jobe knapton was tired so he used big-dick-energy to stay awake
Big-dick-energy by SuckMyCockMom September 9, 2019

Big dick energy (BDE) 

Friend: “Why do I think Mark Wahlberg is so sexy??”
Me: “Big dick energy (BDE)”

big dick energy/bde 

woah,, fran’s got hella big dick energy/bde !

Big Dick Energy Sticker 

The sticker on the back window of usually a blue collar boy's truck that says: BIG DICK ENERGY

- He usually doesn't have a big dick
ME: *sees the truck*
ME TO MY FRIEND: "He's got to have the smallest dicker ever, that Big Dick Energy Sticker is so wrong i swear."
MY FRIEND: "Yep, I do agree."
ALSO ME: *looks through tinted windows to see if he's hot