Zach Braff

Hot Jewish renaissance man. Zach Braff had quietly made audiences laugh on NBC's hilarious Scrubs until the release of Garden State, a film for which he wrote the screenplay for, starred in, directed himself in and produce the soundtrack for...all to critical acclaim (he's won a Grammy, an Independent Spirit Award, a National Board of Review award, and a Chicago Film Critics Association award). He's been dating Mandy Moore for some time.

Did you see him do that illusion on Ellen? Man, Zach Braff can do it all!

by reytheist February 10, 2006

baffona

Any woman with a slight moustache, usually of Meditarranean or middle eastern origins. Hence the invention of the 'Habib' or veil.

"I think my wife has been using my razor on her legs again as it was blunt this morning"

"Are you sure, after all her family live in the Edgeware Road, she could just be baffona?"

by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

BCFF

Best Couple Friends Forever

Bill and Sue are our BCFF because we always have fun when we hang out.

by McHale'sArmy September 13, 2014

Baff

to have sexual intercourse

"i baffed that!" "that was a potatesh baff"

by tikiman28 October 7, 2009

BAFF

Best Abusive Friend.
Commonly used between baff's J&L.
you can see BAFF's constantly physically and mentally harming one another in the hallways, at their homes, or on the border.
But will foreverly, somehow, stay close friends foreverrr.

"You gave me a concussion!"
"What are baffs for?"

by 3verr May 28, 2008

Braffing

(Verb)- to BRaff- (Pron. Be-Raff) To take a self-shot photograph, face-down, on a less-than cozy surface, such as the floor of a bar, concrete, or dog shit.

The act of putting the drunkest possible side of your face down on a surface of your surroundings and taking a self-pic.

Did you fucking see Eddy braffing in the middle of the floor at the bar? Kids shotttttttttt.

by seanjohngacy February 8, 2013

bafflecumber

The pile of books beside your bed.

My bafflecumber collapsed and trapped a small child.

by Roadrash68 June 14, 2015