Ellen Paige (of Juno fame) is extremely mature for her age, she is rumored to suffer from Jen Button disease.
by Smoke_Dogg June 26, 2009
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" It sounded like four people in the bed last night. We had some intense belly button kisses going. "
" Those are some big bellies.! You suppose they can get some belly button kisses going?"
" Those are some big bellies.! You suppose they can get some belly button kisses going?"
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1. When you shoot your partner to prove you’re not in working together.
2. Pretending to catch a criminal in the act that you are in fact working with.
3. Con-artist pretending to turn on each other in-order to dupe the Mark.
2. Pretending to catch a criminal in the act that you are in fact working with.
3. Con-artist pretending to turn on each other in-order to dupe the Mark.
1. Richard Rovair used the old Toledo Panic Button tactic and shot his friend then pretended to give chase when the Mob Boss caught them stealing. Lucky for his friend it was only a flesh wound.
2. Tommy didn't almost get shot by accident. Hughes Johnson pulled a Toledo Panic Button on him when when his neighbors came home they found Tommy and Hughes inside their house, and their expensive plants being stolen. Hughes said he heard a strange noise, went to check it out, and saw someone stealing. His neighbors think Hughes is a hero now.
~EmptyFace
2. Tommy didn't almost get shot by accident. Hughes Johnson pulled a Toledo Panic Button on him when when his neighbors came home they found Tommy and Hughes inside their house, and their expensive plants being stolen. Hughes said he heard a strange noise, went to check it out, and saw someone stealing. His neighbors think Hughes is a hero now.
~EmptyFace
by RICHARD ROVAIR of EmptyFace February 27, 2015
Get the Toledo Panic Button mug.A bizarre sexual practice found only in retirement homes. As nursing staff are generally unwilling to assist, participants must make imaginative use of the equipment in the disabled toilet.
TV researchers have dedicated a disproportionate amount of time to this activity, mysteriously without ever airing any of the results.
TV researchers have dedicated a disproportionate amount of time to this activity, mysteriously without ever airing any of the results.
"Are you ready for a bit of Battenburg, Thora?"
"You're a filthy fucker Alan!"
"Yes I am, but that wasn't a 'no', was it..."
"You're a filthy fucker Alan!"
"Yes I am, but that wasn't a 'no', was it..."
by Dr Filthperv October 4, 2012
Get the Battenburg mug.A slit in the dorsal surface of the foreskin that the head of the penis is pushed through. Technically it is a piercing and not circumcision because the cut is not all the way around, and no tissue is removed. Healing is faster than after regular circumcision because if an erection occurs it helps keep the wound closed, rather than splitting stitches. No sensitive nerve rich tissue is lost, and the head does not dry and loose sensitivity due to a process called keratinisation because it can still be covered by the foreskin after healing is complete. Foreplay and masturbation are greatly enhanced and the foreskin ads extra stimulation for the woman during intercourse, kind of like a ribbed and textured sex toy.
This guy had the weirdest cock I ever seen, looked like it was cut, but there was this flap hanging down under the head. He said it was called a buttonhole circumcision.
by Buttonhole man September 9, 2010
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Figurative: prepare for a difficult time or crisis, trouble is coming.
Figurative: prepare for a difficult time or crisis, trouble is coming.
by uvu November 19, 2007
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