What is the prize given to recognize stupid people for doing stupid shit. As defined by www.dildoawards.com.
by Gravyplaya August 07, 2007
I banged this black chick last night. Not only did i get my first BET Award, she was on her rag so i got my Red Wings too!
by user2891 April 06, 2012
The SAMMIES (Sacramento Area Music Awards) are designed to recognize emerging and popular Sacramento area bands and solo performers, and to illuminate the region's vibrant music scene.
The SAMMIES Awards Ceremony take place in July each year, include a festival, awards & live performances from some of Sacramento's best local musicians.
A Sammie is the Sacramento Area Music Award.
The SAMMIES Awards Ceremony take place in July each year, include a festival, awards & live performances from some of Sacramento's best local musicians.
A Sammie is the Sacramento Area Music Award.
"Who won the Sammies Award for 2009?"
"I'm not sure if I remember all of em but I think the Readers’ Choice Winners were:
Outstanding Emcee
Random Abiladeze
Outstanding Hip-hop Producer
Jaesynth
Outstanding Hip-hop/Rap
Righteous Movement
Outstanding Turntablist
DJ Epik
Outstanding Singer-Songwriter
Be Brave Bold Robot
Outstanding Country/Americana/Folk
Light Rail
Outstanding Jazz/Blues/Latin
Ross Hammond
Outstanding Electronica
Tha Fruitbat
Outstanding Experimental
Mom
Outstanding Hard Rock/Metal
Man Automatic
Outstanding Hard Rock/Metal
Prieta
Outstanding Punk/Hardcore
Final Summation
Outstanding Indie
The New Humans
Outstanding Pop
Agent Ribbons
Outstanding Rock
MC Rut
Outstanding Release/Album
MC Rut
Outstanding Reggae/Ska/Funk/Jam
Arden Park Roots
Outstanding Sacramento Band
MC Rut
Outstanding Teen Band
Red Wire Army"
"For somebody who ain't sure, you gotta friggin photographic memory"
"Yeah & I remember what your Mom's fupa looks like too!"
"I'm not sure if I remember all of em but I think the Readers’ Choice Winners were:
Outstanding Emcee
Random Abiladeze
Outstanding Hip-hop Producer
Jaesynth
Outstanding Hip-hop/Rap
Righteous Movement
Outstanding Turntablist
DJ Epik
Outstanding Singer-Songwriter
Be Brave Bold Robot
Outstanding Country/Americana/Folk
Light Rail
Outstanding Jazz/Blues/Latin
Ross Hammond
Outstanding Electronica
Tha Fruitbat
Outstanding Experimental
Mom
Outstanding Hard Rock/Metal
Man Automatic
Outstanding Hard Rock/Metal
Prieta
Outstanding Punk/Hardcore
Final Summation
Outstanding Indie
The New Humans
Outstanding Pop
Agent Ribbons
Outstanding Rock
MC Rut
Outstanding Release/Album
MC Rut
Outstanding Reggae/Ska/Funk/Jam
Arden Park Roots
Outstanding Sacramento Band
MC Rut
Outstanding Teen Band
Red Wire Army"
"For somebody who ain't sure, you gotta friggin photographic memory"
"Yeah & I remember what your Mom's fupa looks like too!"
by The Skurge August 20, 2009
Joe Smo - Dude I just screwed Nikki in the ass..it was awesome. Joe Smo's Buddy- Dude you got the brown star award..thats Epic.
by 1 with Nature February 13, 2015
An award for individuals who vocally opposed masks and vaccinations in response to COVID-19, and then either ended up in the hospital or died.
Person A: "Did you hear about Doug? He died of COVID last week. His family watched it happen on an iPad. So sad."
Person B: "Wasn't he bragging two weeks ago about injecting horse de-wormer up his asshole when he got diagnosed? That guy was a real Herman Cain Award winner right there."
Person B: "Wasn't he bragging two weeks ago about injecting horse de-wormer up his asshole when he got diagnosed? That guy was a real Herman Cain Award winner right there."
by Y2k September 02, 2021
Sluttiest children's special in television history. The abomination of awards shows and the most overrated.
Teens don't even watch. Children do.
It's not even their choice. The choice is Miley's and the Jonas Brothers'. And they suck.
Therefore, the awards are nothing but novelty.
Teens don't even watch. Children do.
It's not even their choice. The choice is Miley's and the Jonas Brothers'. And they suck.
Therefore, the awards are nothing but novelty.
by Smart American Male August 10, 2009
Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.
person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...
by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021