Audit Hangover

Physical and emotional symptoms normally representative of a drinking hangover, but which occur from auditing too late, particularly in busy season.

Guy #1: "Oh man, I was here drafting that long-form audit summary memo until 3:00 this morning. I've got a massive headache, sensitivity to light and sound, shakes, dizziness, and an overall feeling of regret for what I did last night."

Guy #2 "Shit, sounds like you've got a serious audit hangover. Nothing that 4 ibuprofen and a Red Bull can't fix, though."

Guy #1 "Oh snap."

by Auditor David February 24, 2010

adlit

A girl who has an artistic side but doesn't really show it; shy and skinny but has skills ;)

Andy: dude that girl is such an Adlit!
Ryan: I know she is hot!

by 😉😎🐷🐱16 May 11, 2014

Auditory Cancer

1. (n). An illness that involves a division of abnormal (often autism, AIDS) cells attacking the cerebral cortex and eardrums, due to an abundance of noise (often loud, obnoxious, and of middle/high school students, such as thots and baboons); symptoms include intolerance of loud noises, erratic and odd behavior, depression, and suicidal tendencies. May be countered by running over the source of the noise with a 2003 Honda Civic

Person A: Good lord, that group of middle schoolers are giving me Auditory Cancer
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans

by Yoshifappe Kylera November 7, 2019

aglitterish

when your name is triss but should really be trish

the names triss, wait triss not trish, what an aglitterish

by aglitterish1234872 December 14, 2019

aglitterbat

bat is bad at pvp
he thinks hes good but hes not rip

saaaaaand

aglitterbat: omg do u know zope
guy: yes hes cool
aglitterbat: init

by skiiiiiibop November 8, 2020

adlitam

Baddest Bitch of them all. It's Matilda but instead of the sweet little Child, you get the opposite, Ad evil in disguise.

Bob: Hey how is Matilda
Amy: She isn't Matilda anymore, She's a Adlitam.
Bob: Dam That's a bad bitch right there.

by aaaaaaaasdfghjkl May 23, 2021

AliTheMali

AliTheMali a young man with great intelligence and he is sound of mind. Cunning charisma to attract such a large following. He’s famous for making jokes about Haiti exposing to eating mud cakes. He defends Somalis and somalinimo quite a lot. Alithemali is a passionate young Somali patriot. He will be our future president.

Her: “do you know alithemali”?
Her: Yh I do he’s really based

by BasedHawiye May 10, 2022