astrologist.mona

astrologist.mona is the best person in the entire world and Ily her Soo much

astrologist.mona is a great Genshin player!!!

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X: Yoo astrologist.mona just posted a new tik tok
Y: WAIT RLLY?????? LET'S WATCH THEIR NEW TIK TOK

by mxaraea April 17, 2021

astrolomy

A mix of astrology and astronomy, alternatively called astronoly

A: You know how animal crossing uses astrolomy?
B: yeah, the star pieces with the astrology names!

by Animal crosser April 27, 2023

asstrology

Predictive/analytical research based on da size, shape, firmness, color, texture, etc. of someone's behind.

Asstrology can also be employed to determine your chances of "getting some".

by QuacksO March 30, 2025

asstrology

Fortune-telling-from-da-stars bu**s**t dat predicts whether you'll be allowed some tail in da near future.

Asstrology can work both ways, y'know --- you might be told seemingly-positive stuff (i.e., "You'll definitely get some a**") by a medium, but it could just as well actually mean dat you'll encounter one or more individuals who either derisively moon you or behave like a total "donkey-orifice" towards you.

by QuacksO May 7, 2025

Astrologicism

Discriminating on someone based on their astrological sign.

Your friend hates me just for being a Sagittarius, and I don't appreciate the astrologicism.

by Nordic Pimp November 9, 2025