asshat

1.the paper ring, usually pulled from behind the toilet, in public restrooms, to situate yer ass on as u drop the deuce.

2.a person who has their head up their ass so it appears to be a hat and/or helmet. also see ass helmet.
1.i had to drop a deuce so bad i forgot to put on the asshat and got herpes on my ass from the toilet seat.

2.george bush is such an asshat.
by bild July 13, 2006
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Asshat

A humorous derogetary term often used amongst friends meaning a hat worn on the ass (arse, bum, bottom etc)
pass me the remote you asshat
by maxnewt June 30, 2006
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asshat

The term "asshat" has its origins on the forum for cruel.com. It can refer to a person who posts a topic that had already been posted before, or to the duplicate topic itself, or to the act of posting a duplicate topic.

If a cruel.com poster noticed the duplicate subject they would typically add a brief message to the thread containing the term asshat.

1. Nice asshat! (referring to the act of duplicate topic posting)
2. This is an asshat. (referring to the duplicate topic post)
3. You, sir, are an asshat. (referring to the poster of the duplicate topic)
by Argfavish McNoodler April 26, 2008
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Asshat

A person, who, unbeknownst of his own arrogance believes his shit doesn't stink. It's because of this that this individual has no problem wearing their ass as a hat. The result being an individual who subjects everyone around them to their shit.
"Did you hear about that kid who said pot ruins lives?"

"Yeah, actually, I saw him on the news. He's being tried for manslaughter because he was driving drunk."

"He has the balls to say that and ruin his own life?"

"Yeah, he's an asshat."
by way to high May 24, 2015
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AssHat

Your head is so far up your ass you can wear it like a hat.
Geeze, John sure is being an asshat
by MissMagyk June 11, 2014
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AssHat

A mix between an asshole and a whore.

This term is mostly used by women to insult a man whore who should just stahp
YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHAT
by xSmile for me my lovex January 30, 2015
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asshat

someone who defends an absurd position only for the sake of gaining attention
1. only an asshat would complain about hashtags in a public forum!
2. only an asshat would defend hashtags in a public forum!
3. are you going down to that pro gun rally with those other asshats? make a sign!
4. are you going down to that anti gun rally with those other asshats? make a sign!
by jdirt2019 February 23, 2013
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