assdonkey

a donkey stuck up your ass

my assdonkey itches, i need some preparation h

by Assdonkey January 26, 2003

asscon

An attractive "female", who convinces you to go back to "her" place where he attempts to ass rape you.

Man, what's up that guy's ass?
- Hey, give him a break. He met an asscon last night.
Oh. So his ass is nice and clean. Cool.

by assblaster2000 March 9, 2003

assmonkey

A science experiment gone horribly wrong wherein a monkey is tricked to grow out of a human's ass.

"HOLY CRAP! There's a monkey growing out of your freakin' ass, man!"

by Dr. Damage November 29, 2002

assmonger

Is a person who mongers (climbs headfirst) into ones asshole.

"d00d the nub is a assmonger.. I saw him do it to his grandma!"

by Pedro Gangsta101 August 18, 2006

assmonkey

A name for Ryan and James Park at White Plains Middle School in my spanish class!!

I hate James because he is a stupid assmonkey.

by conner March 23, 2005

Assmonkeysam

A Total well versed veteran. He Loves sucking cock and tossing salad.

Assmonkeysam, quit tossin that salad!

by Justin February 16, 2005

assmonkey

/ass•mon•key/ -noun. cebus anus ~ 1. a distinct group of male primates with the intelligence level of a donkey. 2. a very harsh derogatory term used to describe a feminine male that exhibts homoerotic tendencies.

1. "Hey assmonkey, you don't bake potatoes in the microwave with aluminum foil." 2. "Assmonkey, you take alot of dick in your ass! Bye, you fag."

by reno419rockstar April 29, 2010