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Ice-Assisted Banter

The act of freezing an item of pivotal importance to a flatmate in an ice-cream tub full of water for no good reason other than banter.

Often used as a good sequel to an episode of cone-assisted banter, especially when directed at the same Banter-biter or Bantagonist. It can be used as an isolated piece of banter or as a part of a larger bantathon.
"Guys, why are my toaster tongs set in a massive block of ice? did you do it to annoy me?"

"No, for Ice-assisted banter"
by ***Welshy*** March 8, 2009
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assmankey

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Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.
That dude is a total assmankey
by Glocked April 17, 2005
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assistant coach

Now, you know damned well that that $3 bag you have ain't nothing but Assistant Coach!
by Delores Santana December 28, 2005
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assessimize

To assess and optimize your look or style.

To help a clueless friend get right before they go out looking stupid.
My girl Rebe assessimized me and decided I needed to get to Dr. Jay's snap.

You can't go out like yo, you hideous; you need to assessimize.

You best assessimize if you want any hope of being sexable.
by jeffjam December 4, 2012
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assmaker

one who makes an ass out of themselves. -n.h
you are being such an assmaker
by mattalianna April 8, 2017
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Assesible

Perfect, agreeable and excellent.

For Cocker Spaniels
Those chairs and cushions are Assesible!
by JuSu12 June 16, 2018
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internal assessment

The internal assessment, also known more commonly as the IA is a part of the International Baccalaureate Diploma Program. Taking the form of an extremely long essay, or in depth lab, the internal assessments need to be done for each of the students 7 core subjects.
IB Student 1: Dude the Biology internal assessment is due tomorrow I haven't even started....
IB Student 2: I have to write both my Biology IA and History IA by next month. Kill me now

IB Student 1: I think this is a good time for us to drop out of IB.

IB Student 2: Agreed. These internal assessments are so pointless
by imsocoolomg March 14, 2016
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