Alpine Lunge

An outdoorsy method of using the number two in which one performs a lunge while relieving themselves. Preferable to the "squat"

P1: Whoa did you see that?!

P2: What?

P1: Tim just performed the alpine lunge on that hill up there!

P2: Oh no! Boulders!

by campinchampion May 15, 2011

arzine

A funny, thoughtful, motherly woman who puts all others before herself. She enjoys spending time with her family and friends and is always up for a good time. She enjoys personal time to herself and loves a good book.

Arzine will make an amazing mother .

by Jokesonyourgirllllll January 10, 2018

alpine overcoat

Coffin

This jobs gonna put me in a alpine overcoat!

by Brandibug January 21, 2018

Alpine Valley

Alpine Valley is well known for its fabulous snow covered mountain skiing. So we refer to it when speaking over the phone about snorting cocaine.

Meet us at Tims house we going skiing at Alpine Valley! Bring the beer!

by Tommy Spoonz Chicago Tommy74 May 29, 2018

Alpine impaler

Whilst backpacking in frigid temperatures one finds their shit freezing as it leaves their ass. This is then proceeded with a raucous self anal fuck sess.

Walt sure loved backpacking.... Although the alpine impaler always leaves him walking funny.

by Albinosnowman September 27, 2018

Alpine Text Message

To write your name in the snow in pee. To go pee in the mountains.

Hey, I need to go write an alpine text message.

by Mountainmanreese January 26, 2019

Aspine

When you take aspirin and caffeine to feel energized.

Yo Dequavis, you on aspine? Yeah man I’m energized.

by mikeliterus69 September 16, 2019