arizona icecats

the best gong show collegiate hockey team. the team consists of druged out athletes who are actually damn good at hockey and mess up all their oponates. Only U of A sports team that serves alcohol at the games. They play at the convention center in tucson and usually sell out. theres atleast a brawl at every game and watching them is worth every penny of admission price. Go Icecats!

u of a student 1: hey dude, what do you wanna do tonight?
u of a student 2: lets go to the arizona icecats game, i love hockey, and we're playing asu
u of a student 1: F*ck ASU, lets go!

by Da Rizz April 27, 2007

Arizona Popsicle

When about to proceed with intercourse, the male covers his member in Icy Hot and penetrates the female from behind.

Brosef: Dude, I totally delivered my Arizona Popsicle to her in the back of that ice cream truck.

Guido: Sick brah! Were you wearing your cowboy hat?

Brosef: You know it.

by BerunoRosshIkjot September 3, 2009

Arion

An attractive man that has Italian-Greek heritage. Arion's always have light brown hair with sexy stubble. He wears awesome clothing that accents his awesomeness. He is skinny, yet not too skinny. He loves network security and has a sweet dungeon tan. He is a good romantic. Did I mention he is a sexy beast?

Mikayla:Hey whats your name? ;)
Arion: Its Arion, Wan't to have satanic sex?
Mikayla: Sure, but only because you have some nice sexy stubble.

by I am Arion. November 17, 2012

Arizona State University

Sort of a college, but not really.

I went to Arizona State University because I didn't have the grades for ITT Tech.

by jewduck1 August 1, 2011

Arizona State University

A place where 1 in 4 students has an STD

I didn't go to Arizona State University because it's filled with disease.

by Dodgers2014 December 16, 2014

Arizona Lemonade Hand Job

The act of pulling out lemons from another persons ass hole.

Person 1: You know what they say... when life gives you lemons

Person 2: You stick em in your girlfriends ass and pull a Arizona Lemonade hand job

Person 1: Oh I heard that is pretty refreshing
Person 2: Quenches my thirst! 👍🏼

by tmelliott3 February 12, 2017

Arizona Hot Pocket

An Arizona Hot Pocket occurs when an elderly man shits into a woman's vagina, presumably copulating with the shit-filled vagina afterwards.

The regional association is due to the assumed dry climate of the state of Arizona. This is used to imply that geriatric shit, unlike the feces of younger people, is dry and dusty.

Grandpa just gave that hooker an Arizona Hot Pocket!!!

by Tam Nguyen June 24, 2009