suspended activity expert

One who excels at doing nothing while appearing busy to others. The expert can fool co-workers and bosses alike.

In her sales job, Beth is required to hit daily call goals in order to meet expectations and keep the monkeys off her back. By dialing mostly disconnected or fax numbers, Beth's sales director is completely fooled and regularly congratulates her on hitting or exceeding goal. Beth is seen as successful and often referenced as an example for "activity pays". Beth has mastered being a suspended activity expert at work.

by pseudo-ninja May 14, 2015

pikey activity

Up to no good. doing things pikeys(travellers) are known for. I.e vandalizing, stealing

You up for some pikey activity tonight?

by The real jim kelly December 17, 2016

Barn Activity

The act of rolling in the hay (aka sex).

Hey babe, we should do some barn activity later tonight! ;-)

by Flaring August 23, 2017

Poes Activity

things a poes South African for little bitch would do

i dont like what you did last night Dave, eating my pizza was poes activity

by Goat_Keswa October 3, 2018

Radio Activity

Radio Activity; in it's most obscure definition. Is when cops come and seize your contraband.

The bikers are not happy with the 'Radio Activity'. The general consensus indicated a co-op.

by Bryn Benn March 27, 2020

Paranormal Activity

When you've been ghosted and they try to reconnect only to ghost you again.

"Weren't you talking to that one guy again?" Yeah, we were but then he went all paranormal activity on me.

by ZombieMedic824 June 16, 2021

Roach activity

When you are smoking a roach by choice , not cause u broke . Cause roaches hit fasho

-Nat p

Coffeegirlkickz

“roach activity”
You must take a flick of the roach and some fresh ass shoes when you post this term

“ We doing some roach activity “

by Nat doe July 20, 2021