Apollo 13

Facing the ceiling on a bed or couch, placing you're feet on the wall and grab onto you're shirt for you will be in great turbulence after you rip one straight in your buddy's face.

You: Hey man I've gotta rip.
Friend: Go for it.
You: I wanna be a little more creative..
Friend: uhhhh...ok..WAIT...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!
You: HAHAHAH i just Apollo 13ned your ass!

by yerrrrmom November 21, 2010

Dirty Apollonia

A very dangerous yet gorgeous female witch. Captivating her male victims with her eyes only to lure them in and take their souls, in the most savage and erotic fashion. Then trapping the poor souls in a voodoo doll to ensure her dominance over said male victims, who are now her sex slaves to practice her devil vagina magic on... for eternity.

Jason- "why are you crying??"
Duane- "I met this girl and she seems so sweet and intelligent..."
Jason- "what happened then?"

Duane- "she made my toes curl then went dirty Apollonia on me"
Jason- "poor guy 🤭 how'd you get away and back home tho?"
Duane- "I'm just here for my belongings before returning to my cage..."

by PervHirt November 29, 2020

Apollo 13

noun - A condom filled with poop (deuce, shitlog, stinky brownsnake) or other assorted fecal forms that has been tied off at the end and frozen. Once frozen, It is used to penetrate the vagina, anus, or other bodily orifice in the same fashion as a dildo. Apollo 13's are commonly used in the spacedock community and other shit-related sexual deviancy circles.

I was just going to give her a traditional spacedock, but I remembered that I had a fresh Apollo 13 in my freezer. I used that on her vagina and saved my pending shit for a Cincinatti Steamer I delivered to her later that evening.

by Lord of the Turd July 26, 2008

Apollo

A person with a massive dick

He's such an apollo

by Joehseh January 27, 2017

Apollo Quiboloy

The richest man on Earth, rather, universe. Rank 0 on Forbes magazine. Sole owner of the Earth and universe.

Pay to Apollo Quiboloy or you will get evicted to Earth.

Beware, Apollo Quiboloy might push the remote to turn off the sun.

by BuboyBolitas September 28, 2019

Apollo 11

A Fake Moon Landing Made By The Government To Stop Aliens From Knowing We Can Land On Other Planets And Abducting Us

"Hey Its Been 51 Years Since The Moon landing" F*ck Apollo 11 it Was Staged By The Government

by GubblebumGold October 2, 2020

Apollo 13

The act of penis insertion post space docking

Bob pinched a loaf into my cootch then proceeded to pack the fudge within inches of my cervix. he called it an "apollo 13"

by brian duclos April 27, 2010