noun - friend who, unlike the antonym fair weather friend, is there through all the fire and brimstone moments in life. When a person is unwell, heartbroken, jobless, homeless or even had a day from hell this friend is patiently there through the worst of it. They are the friend to the end.
Following a bad break up and the death of a well loved grandparent, I battled with depression. My apocalypse friend wasn't phased by any of the hell fire or brimstone, they held my hand and led me through the worst of it.
by Red Gnomez September 27, 2013
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Person 2 in 2020: "Because it's the Apocalypse, the world as we know it is coming to an end."
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When someone like Kanye West makes the cover of Time magazine's "The World's 100 Most Influential People" (April 2015 issue) ... society has officially reached a cultural apocalypse.
by Skylar01 April 17, 2015
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Leslee: Dude I slept with my ex after 6 years.
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Leslee: Yeah its a cock apocalypse.
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by Goldieloxandthe3cocks November 18, 2021
Get the Anal Apocalypse mug.Same as a Zombie Apocalypse other than it is an event happening right now; with real people; that are alive and should be dead; the real stupid people you have to deal with everyday. The roaming of people walking the Earth acting or behaving like idiots, retards, or with no intellect. Aka: Dumbasses, nincompoops, maroons, morons, ass-wipes, dickheads, and jerks.
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