anhero

Someone who is too dumb to be alive.

History: A highschool boy commited suicide because he lost his iPod. His 'friends'/school community posted a commemmorative notice on the school's website, with a misprint. Instead of writing "a hero","anhero" was written; the name stuck. He has now entered into the history books.

Johnny Hotpants, you are flirting with Mafia Dons 10 year old daughter. Stop being be an anhero.

by wetblanket April 12, 2009

Amherst College

The best school in the universe. Period. Yes, better than Harvard. And not in the middle of nowhere. Yes, Williams sucks.

Girl: I go to Williams. Where do you go to school?
Boy: Amherst.
Girl: Take me. Take me now.
Boy: Don't want no STDs.
Girl: Damn, but there is nothing else to do in the middle of nowhere.

by lordjeff March 20, 2005

ahern

Ahern - v.

1. To pump something full of roast beef.

2. To lay a trap, often containing a banana peel.

ex 1. : "Can't talk now, Mom. Me and Jenny are off to ahern our own sausage skins."

ex 2. : "Jesus Christ, Jenny! Why didn't you tell me the neighbors aherned thier driveway."

by Patrick Ahern March 16, 2004

aphoroid

A succinct expression of truth that initially appears to be profound; but on further examination it is so obvious as to be trite.

The press initially fawned over the rebuke, "Hope is not a strategy," but subsequently played down the aphoroid.

by tek4433 November 20, 2006

Aphrodickey

A penis with a huge afro bush. Combining the words Aphrodite and dick.

Girl 1: So how was it?
Girl 2: The guy had an aphrodickey. It ticked my cooter!

by Pepperdick February 1, 2010

ahern'ing

When sat in a line and a joint is passed around they take tokes as it goes past each way

God: This guy!
Devil: whhhhhhaaaat mannnnnnnn?!
God: He's ahern'ing the joint!
Matt (Ahern): Just playing the system!

by OneOrEleven April 26, 2013

Aphe

Armor-Piercing High-Explosives

Hans, load the APHE. We need to get rid of those commies...

*Shot by IS-2*

by Kevyo February 8, 2020