Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

20. Items 1-19

“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022

Apartment 3A

Shortened form of apt 3A, or left alone as 3A, is the dwelling of a superior non-human race known as Geisers. The Geisers leech off of the human enviroment. When not in the squallors of their sty, they are often found in urban areas such as laundromats or gyms. The only Geiser life forms to ever be witnessed are The Geisers of Canton. They have sapped to the life of human beings, asking for rides, or for a bit of entertainment.

Dude, Geiser is really pissing me off.

by Alex Frank January 10, 2005

apartment manager

the lowest form of life known to mankind, someone who couldnt make it at a real job..this is the only way they can keep a roof over their head. a person whose only job qualification is: not misspelling their name more than 3 times on the application

apartment managers are chodes!!!

by douglas epley November 26, 2006

apartheid

obviously # 2 is a racist bastard who thinks being white entitles him to whatever he wants. apartheid was really a system of government designed by the Nationalist party to keep the white minority of South Africa in power. It was an unjust system that dehumanized millions of blacks just because some Afrikaners were scared of being a minority. Apartheid was abolished in 1994 and since then South Africa has had its share of social problems but racial equality is becoming more and more prominent.

Hey you kaffir, you can't go there that's only for white Europeans.

Screw you bitch apartheid is over!

by John xa July 20, 2006

Gender Apartheid

A person still stuck on the archaic gender binary. Also known as a TERF.

Instead of admitting to their transphobia, TERFs will cling to the gender equivalent of old school South African Racial Apartheid.

Those TERFs claim to be Gender-Critical, but really it's Gender Apartheid and we won't stand for it.

by LJ Smithers January 22, 2019

apartje

Apartje was the music mastermind who brought us Cheeki Breeki hardbass anthem. Since he passed away he's been honored by all the gopniks in the world. He will be remembered as a hero in our gopnik hearts. R.I.P

"Hey, have you heard about Apartje?"
"Of course i have heard about our russian hardbass hero"

by Hashmusen123 December 10, 2017

aparecida

A PERFECT woman, with the biggest heart on this planet.

A healer, good friend and lover.

She will always make time to you if you need it.

She can be quite hard on herself sometimes, so give her a hug and tell her that she’s perfect as she is.

Aparecida made my day so much better again today, her words and time just healed my wounds.

by OooooPOoooo November 21, 2021