Asphalt Alligator

(N). slang--a police car, often a traffic cop, lying low in the grass median or hidden behind a building to trap speeders.

On my way to work today while driving my car, I saw an Asphalt Alligator from behind the brick building on the left.

by Dave Hultgren February 20, 2004

Alligator Chomp

A sexual act in which a female, usually looking for revenge, performs oral sex on a man’s penis. Then, just before he climaxes, she bites down on his penis and begins ferociously rolling in circles to tear said penis off.

Bro I was having a great time until she alligator chomped my meat right off!

by Radaradaschnitzel December 14, 2018

Leroy's Alligator

A low-income, farm-raised, greasy, scaley, HIV encrusted nigger dick. It got this name from that nigger, Leroy.

Steven: "Man, I was in kindergarden and it was naptime and I was napping ... I woke up and bazoom!! Leroy's Alligator was dangling right in front of my face. I could fucking smell it. It smelled like a dirty puddle."

Bart: "What did you do then?"

Steven: "I pulled a pencil out of my pencil pouch and shanked that nigger dick. Muther fucker been pissing with a limp since he was 6.'

by client 09 March 7, 2009

alligator toes

The pinky toe that is unusally small on a female's foot.
The toe nail on the pinky toe is abnormally smaller than usual.

Mandy has alligator toes.

by MANDY CLEMENTS September 19, 2006

alligator clip

A spring-loaded, toothed metal clip resembling the jaws of an alligator. It is used to attach wires to terminals when testing electronic circuits. Some people use an alligator clip as a roach clip.

Bernie used an alligator clip to hold his reefer.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Tequila Alligator

The hangover that one has after having a big night involving the consumption of numerous tequila based beverages is referred to as being chased by the tequila alligator. Tequila is well renowned for giving its drinkers fierce hangovers and so the discomfort associated with a hangover from drinking tequila is comparable to getting mauled by an alligator.

Pedro: "Hey man, how are you feeling after last night?"
Sanchez: "Pretty rough, I can feel the tequila alligator chasing me"

by psco4963 May 7, 2011

Gong the Alligator

When your boss or owner the company you work for belligerently attempts to hype up the workers, but instead causes everyone to waste time by making fun of their insincere and lame efforts. Could also refer to the act of screaming and yelling on a sales floor while everyone else just stares at you while you make a fool of yourself.

We got three more days and a wake-up this month! Let's gong the alligator! Nobody can leave until you are either over your goals or peeing blood!

by Donk McStuffins January 6, 2020