Alim

"He's really good boy I've ever seen"

He is so Alim

by anonymous March 6, 2021

the alamo poop

The Alamo Poop:

You push and push. Once this poop comes out, you see a small pebble. Thats when a stream of red hot diarrhea comes flaring out. Usually means you are beginning to get diarrhea.

I just had the Alamo poop

by Zzzara July 3, 2021

Los Alamos

Site of the Manhatten Project. A small town located in a New Mexico forest where rich, socially awkward scientists who go to work wearing sandals in combination with long socks plot to blow up North Korea and start a nuclear war. (But they deny this when you ask them about it)

Checkpoints are located along the roads leading into Los Alamos, and the guards are always very cheerful people who will agree to have their pictures taken if you ask nicely.

Los Alamos High School Girl: Last night at 12 a black van came up to my house and my parents drove off in it without telling me where they were going!
Friend: So what? Happens to me all the time, because i have an internship at the Lab. Want to race to see who can solve their Rubik's Cube faster? I just learned a new algorithm for it and I bet it works faster than yours!

by fruit not vegetable August 6, 2011

alimentary canal

The channel connecting the mouth to the anus in one beautiful and continuous passageway.

I used to enjoy kissing people, until I learned what the alimentary canal is.

by Caligula May 20, 2004

alimi

Hes special. No one can ever judge just by seeing from the outside.Wise, Funny, sexy, Affectionate. Full of strength and never give up. He have his goal that nobody can't stop.

The only one Alimi.

by Cocel December 28, 2017

Alimony

A word you learn when you get divorced.

What's alimony? You'll know exactly what it is when you get your ass handed to you in court.

by 5amideas May 7, 2022

Downtown Alimony

When a divorce occurs and one ex solicits the other for post-marital sexual favors in exchange for commodities.

"Hey Jen, I heard you have a car payment you need help putting towards."
"Alright Eric- I'll award you some Downtown Alimony in exchange for money to the car note."

by Mickey Terf May 24, 2019