Alabama Hotpocket 

When a guy vomits inside of a chick's vagina during sexual intercourse

Rob: I think I should break up with my girlfriend.
Jim: Why?
Rob: She wanted me to finish her with an Alabama Hotpocket... That's too messy for me.

Alabama Hotpocket by MagicalPonieOfDarkness July 17, 2014

Alabama HotPocket 

When two male relatives put their cocks in each side of a HotPocket, cum inside of it, and proceed to eat it

Cletus and Daryl wanted to add some flavor to their HotPocket, so they performed the Alabama HotPocket

Alabama HotPocket by SaltyOG February 8, 2019

alabama hotpocket 

a alabama hotpocket]in sense is a sexual act where a man puts hot sauce on the tip of his penis and pounds her out like the raw end of a burrito

johns made some interesting decisions in his life and regrets nothing [alabama hotpocket}

alabama hotpocket by legionaire4443 March 23, 2019

Alabama Hotpocket 

When you insert a pepperoni stick into the anal cavity while accompanied by a mozzerella cheese stick in the vagina while the female is in her period and then wait 40 minutes or until melted.

I lived off of Alabama Hotpockets in college.

Alabama Hotpocket by Wombatwoman October 19, 2019

Alabama hotpocket 

When u shit into a womens vagina then have sex with her while shit is still inside said vagina

Can we do a alabama hotpocket please?

Alabama hotpocket by Alabamaboi November 9, 2019

Alabama Hotpocket

Its when a dude shits in a condom, then freezes it. Then uses it to fuck a female.

Be ready tonight, because your getting the Alabama hotpocket.

Alabama Hotpocket by garbagenose May 31, 2026