airport literature

Bad books that people find interesting for a very short period of time, rarely bought and even rarelier finished. Lame biographies, lame romances, etc.

Person 1: I wrote this book, you should check it out.
Person 2: that book is airport literature. Please kys and burn any copies you have.

by Derpafish February 15, 2023

alaskan airforce

the mosquitoes in alaska grow very quickly and very large due to the extended hours of daylight,growing large enough that their wings make more of a humming sound instead of the normal buzzing. because of this they are sometimes referred to as the alaskan airforce

its gotta be spring cus the alaskan airforce is in town

by therealdealholyfield February 6, 2015

chicago airport

The place Juice Wrld was taken from the world 😞

Boy 1 : yo bro you heard about juice wrld?
Boy 2 : ye man its sad we need to destroy Chicago airport it’s haunted now

by ThePEhall December 9, 2019

Vape in airport

When you go on a Ryan air flight to Poznan and vape once leaving the aircraft , only to be stopped by polish federals asking for 500 zloty.

Bean: ‘Oi Pea I’m craving that vape in airport’
Pea: ‘Here have a tip’
Bean: *takes fat rip*
Polish feds: ‘ stop that ‘

by Grussell March 22, 2023

Airborne Ranger

A sexual move where the bitch is lying on her back and her legs are spring loaded back against your shoulders. You then thrust down with enough force that her legs and the springs in the bed propel you back into the air making you an 'Airborne Ranger' for a few milliseconds.

"Yo dawg I just went airborne ranger on this bitches ass"

by Hardon666 August 11, 2009

airport-go-round

That seemingly endless cycle of driving around your friends arrival gate in hopes of the slightest chance you will actually recognize him AND slide into a temporary parking spot so you can actually complete the Airport Pick-up Request...before getting stodged by coppers.

Talking to the intended PickUp person's cell..."hey, I am playing Airport-go-Round LAX trying to find you ... these coppers wont let me park even for a mere second..."

by UniqueMonique January 3, 2010

airport refugee

A person who is stuck in an airport overnight due to flight cancellation and having nowhere to go.

All flights to Burbank were cancelled, so I ended up an airport refugee until the following day.

by projectaristotle April 6, 2011