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Afterfap

The horrible feeling of self loathing you experience after orgasm. You gain the ability to look at the disgusting things you were watching without the mental cloud of a sex drive.
Oh my god that is so hot...*cums*....oh, oh my god, is she really doing that? I need to take a long shower in the wake of this afterfap.
by ragequite December 22, 2010
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afterface

The face you make after you bust
I made the coolest afterface after i faced a face that faced after it faced an afterface on the after bust
by FurryFag June 5, 2016
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afterfuck

The aroma one has after recently engaging in sexual activity. Usually the scent of sweaty balls, ass and vagina.

Note: Your partner may enjoy this smell. Your co-workers do not.
Jay - Hey Onya...Why are you so late to work?

Onya - Oh I was busy...

Jay - Ew..wha...What is that smell. You smell like sex...No. You smell like afterfuck!

Onya - Okay...So like I said...I was BUSY!
by dirtynap January 11, 2008
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afterfroth

The dazzling remnants of ejaculation still to be found lingering in the hogs eye fifteen minutes after the main event.
Shit..struggling to have a piss..me cock's still bunged up with afterfroth!
by monster75 September 9, 2011
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The Afterfuck Shutdown

The Afterfuck Shutdown is when after cumming in a girls face if she decides to stay the night, you turn off the gas and electric and water,throw her clothes outside, and tell that stanky booty bitch get the fuck out of my territory.
Girl : "hey baby that was nice mind if i stay i'm too drunk to leave".
boy: "ok sure go in the bathroom and get cleaned up".
boy; *runs downstairs grabs flashlight and turns off everything then proceeds to take her clothes and throw them out onto the open sidewalk*.
girl: "what the fuck was that for??'
boy : "get the fuck out bitch you aint sleeping here"!
girl: "no wonder you are alone and nobody loves you.. you're probably one of those creeps that use urban dictionary and jacks off to tentacle porn all day".
The Afterfuck Shutdown
by AniyahTheFatFuck November 5, 2013
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THE AFTERFACIAL

THE ART OF SNEAKING INTO A FUNERAL HOME AND GIVING THE CORPSE THE MONEY SHOT WHILE IN THE CASKET. GUESTS ARE OFTEN ALARMED WHILE VIEWING THE DECEASED
"YO DUDE! MY BUDDY RYAN IS SICK. HE SNUCK INTO THIS PORNSTAR'S FUNERAL AND GAVE HER THE AFTERFACIAL."

" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009
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