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Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University

An aviation school where you pay twice is much to be only half as good. Numbers do not lie. Embry-Riddle students chose to ignore numbers though. This is due to the fact they do not have a well rounded university experience. They also have 90% male student body. This could contribute to their very high numbers of homosexuality in the student body. They spend huge amounts of money on advertising which could be a contributing factor to as why they cost twice as much as the number one aviation college in the United States. The average Embry Riddle student is a male, very preppy kid from a rich family that believes he and his univeristy is the best even when all the statistics say otherwise. He is also usually an in the closet homosexual. They believe they are superior pilots due to the fact that they paid more for their education. Overall one of those typical stuck up private schools that only rich kids go to.
Embry-Riddle recruiter: I see your interested in Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University .
High School Student: Yes I am but I'm wondering. Why does Embry-Riddle costs twice as much when all the numbers and statistics of succes point to The University of North Dakota?
Embry-Riddle Recruiter: Well that is because we are just simply better.
High School Student: Well thats weird because facts seem to point to that MSU Mankato is just as good as you. How embarassing!
by deltapilot April 1, 2009
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Aeon

An egotistical jerk who is also quite the hypocrite. Usually a football head who can't control his hormones. Aeons are usually nice fellows at first, but once you get to know them, they turn into the dirtiest douche bags. Known for their fuckery shit.
"Dude, he was so nice at first... till I got to know the real him."

"That freaking Aeon. Forget that asshole."

douche poser hypocrite
by none-for-you-assmunch March 4, 2011
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aeons

Aeons is a word used to describe a series of words without having to use many.

-> funny, strange, good looking, rich, pedophile

Usually used to describe well-off Westside boys.

The word originates from Final Fantasy, but has evolved over modern time to also include the above mentioned definition.
"Yo, so who do you think is aeons?"

"Uh, I guess David would be."
by siemci August 18, 2006
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aljons

The best fucking pizza place in the world. located in Plainsboro NJ.

the best pizza ive ever tasted in my life.

In May 2007 it burned down because of an "accidental" fire in the Hot Breads bakery next door according to news reporters/fire fighters.

What really happened was the Hot Breads owners/employees were jealous because everyone went to Aljons and no one went to their stupid little fucking bread store so they purposely started a fire with the intention to burn down Aljons. They were successful and my life has been different ever since. fucking indians/pakistanians/afghanistanians/ and anyone else with dark skin in Plainsboro who was associated with Hot Breads. Fucking terrorists.

Aljons is being rebuilt and reopening sometime in 2009. Everyone used to go there everyday and everyone will go there everyday when they re-open

and don't get it confused with nearby West Windsor Aljons because everyone knows their pizza quality is now where near as good.
yo want to go to aljons today after school?
by ogleballs January 17, 2009
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aeron

A gay fortnite player and also doesn’t even take a shower
Aeron is nasty
by Shlacks October 6, 2019
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The Fallen Aeon

A youtube celebrity wannabe who thinks he's really good at making montages, but actually fails. He is also a tryhard and fails to recognize his insignificance.
Danny: Hey dude, did you see The Fallen Aeon kid's new montage?
John: Yeah, it sucked. Probably took him 2 weeks of playing to compile that poor excuse for a montage.
by TeamF July 19, 2010
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aeronomically

A strange conglomeration of two terms, aerodynamic and ergonomic, born out of a focus group in Orange County, California by respondent Doug in seat 1. The funny thing is, I don't think he knows its really not a word.
Salesman: "This boat is aeronomically is designed for speed AND handling. Seriously!"

Buyer: "Aeronomically designed, eh? I'll let you know"
by Youthful Wisdom January 27, 2006
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