Those little dents in your car doors caused by careless assholes who hit your car with their car door.
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Dude, at lunch, this guy comes into the cubicle next to me and gives me a 10 second rendition of an asshole orchestra.. I nearly puked...
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The feeling of irritated ass you get after walking around for a while with moisture between your butt cheeks from juicy farts or not properly wiping your ass after a big shit.
Hey man we need to hurry up and get home soon my ass is killing me..I must have not wiped good after that shit i took earlier because I am so asshole aware right now.
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by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019
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For years I had been working on my asshole qi when hunting for a parking space; I’ve found that this simple practice has benefited me much more than I ever anticipated.
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by Texas Toys September 10, 2016
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