When a female tells a man that she has had unprotected sex with, that she is pregnant. Although this is not true, she then asks him for abortion money. In a panic, the man quickly gets the money... even if he has to borrow it.....SUCKER!! She then goes shopping with the money.
Here is how 'The Abortion Scam' dialogue goes....
Michelle: Wow Amy, how can you afford that Prada bag?
Amy: I just told Todd, Joe, Mike, and Don that i was pregnant. $1,200 later...i bought my bag!!
Michelle: Wow Amy, how can you afford that Prada bag?
Amy: I just told Todd, Joe, Mike, and Don that i was pregnant. $1,200 later...i bought my bag!!
by C-DOGG72 July 17, 2010
An "accident" that leads to a "miscarriage." The termination of a pro-life person's unplanned pregnancy without having a proper abortion performed. Called "Republican" because of the political party's pro-life platform.
"She says it was an accident that she had a whole bottle of vodka, fell down the stairs, got kicked in the stomach, and then got hit by a car, but I say it's a Republican abortion."
by lsm October 29, 2006
One of the first Canadian punk bands, starting in 1979 in Victoria, BC. Still tour today all over Canada and get just as crazy, hardcore and drunk as always.
by Peter K March 17, 2005
Port-Abort, or portable abortion, otherwise known as the Dyson Vaccum, is an abortion solution invented and popularized by James Dyson with the goal of sucking your shit off the floor when it accumulates to the point the FBI stages an investigation on your house due to the suspicion they could find a historical monument buried under it. Theres an on button and an off one. You know what to do.
by BingBongMcFiddles October 4, 2018
by NightHunter November 9, 2011
Where you should have stayed
by #1dadVyktar May 28, 2019
"Someone please end my misery"
"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."
"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."
by Poonslayer429 March 20, 2017