Asad

A famous urdu poet of the mughal era.

Asad called himself ghalib

by AsadZero2 December 12, 2010

aslala

n. A man with connections to Allah, the Almighty, and who therefore has unfathomable power, but who is usually faking being holy and should get a timeout and a Cleveland steamer

v. To aslala, to give a timeout or Cleveland steamer to a faking aslala and then using much force in resurrecting Allah

I sent that aslala back to Iraq

by Rod Parsa November 15, 2007

assadonic

Beyond sardonic. Characterized by being extremely cynical, scornful, and mocking while having an assinine undertone.

Chad's attitude moved beyond sarcasm to assadonic after working with a bunch of dumbasses.

Chad wore an assadonic grin while mocking his bossses.

by Andi Seger April 8, 2008

asaad

A person who s a meathead

Damn that guy in the gym was lifting like 220..what an Asaad

by Anila limaj January 9, 2008

bashar assad

Current head of Syria. Likely the product of an unholy marriage twixt man and giraffe.

Dude, what the ever-loving fuck is up with Bashar Assad's neck?!?

by RXtasy December 19, 2006

Assadism

In the action of supporting the Syrian Al-Assad regime blindly and whit-out rationality, becoming a faithfull praiser of the Al-Assad regime to a point in wich it becomes a religion.

"This shabiha has converted to Assadism a long time ago"

and

"...the officer was prosterning on the ground in front of an giant Bashar Al-Assad portrait, saying "Bashar w Akbar"..."

by uberschnitzel January 15, 2013

Aslan Jade Callenreese

Literally an angel.

Person 1 : OMG, I think I just saw an angel!
Person 2: Really? You saw Aslan Jade Callenreese?

Person1: Who?
Person 2: Ash Lynx😭😭

by justasadguy January 25, 2021