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happy aquarium 

An addictive yet relaxing Facebook application where you can tend an aquarium and raise your own pet fish. You can customize your tank with scenery and items from a virtual store, and earn gold by visiting friends' tanks and selling your adult fish for a profit. As you level up you can buy more fish, and more things become available as decorations.
I finally got level 32 in happy aquarium!
happy aquarium by holyguacamol October 21, 2009

Aquarium dolphin 

A ronchi sex position of ones chosing, given the nickname Aquarium Dolphin. The aquarium dolphin can take place as anything as it is only a nickname for the position or session of intercourse.
A rough session of sex could be given the nickname Aquarium Dolphin.
Aquarium dolphin by justice_GIGITY February 23, 2010

Human Aquarium

1. Pockets of Americans unwittingly engaging in absurd behavior without sense of irony.

2. Small American cities whose occupants’ normal manner of living is unknowingly considered absurd and ridiculous by the rest of society.

3. A collection of people all of whom can name more than 3 NASCAR drivers.
When attending Wrestlemania, I looked around and realized that I was surrounded by the entire spectrum of human life: alcoholics, the poor, the wealthy, tattoo-covered NASCAR fans, fans of competitive eating, pedophiles, and the barely-educated. The variety of specimens was unparalleled. I was in the Galapagos of human aquariums.
Human Aquarium by spokdayt March 29, 2009

hilarium aquarium 

An adjective defining an instance where something is so funny it needs a rhyming catch phrase.
"Hey did you see that new movie? That shit was hilarium aquarium." "Did you see when that girl tripped while wearing those tall stilettos? Yeah bro, totally hilarium aquarium"

WAL*MART AQUARIUM 

When someone doesn't flush the toilet and even leaves the seat up for greater impact.
" Get you pants on and drive me home..i am not staying with someone who leaves me a WAL*MART AQUARIUM..you are a pig."

Geeeze 3 of the 4 toilets here have WAL*MART AQUARIUMS...GAG..
WAL*MART AQUARIUM by MADELINEC January 11, 2009

erotic aquarium 

This is the act of putting the tip of your penis into a condom and filling it with urine and then jacking off (or preferably having a girl...or guy if that's your preference, do it for you) into it. Voila! millions of little white fishies swimming around in a tank full of golden liquid.
Dude, I went over to cindy's house the other night and we made an erotic aquarium.
erotic aquarium by xenoflux May 30, 2006