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Ant Squirters

Nipples that point towards the ground (ants are usually on the ground). Commonly found on female breast that aren’t perky or men with man boobs.
“Look at her ant squirters
“At what age did they turn into ant squirters?”
“I hope my boobs never turn into ant squirters
by RT86 May 23, 2018
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ant meehan

the man; one of the guitar players in the band Veritas
person a - "yo man did you see that last Veritas show?"
person b - " yeah man, Ant Meehan is the shit!"
by jointheinsanity February 18, 2008
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Ant Dawg

A glorious winged faggot. A small douchebag with what is known to be short man syndrome. Known to associate with the whales that search for Top Dollar Nigga. This person uses words like aite and dat. Also known to be of the Peruvian variety. This person will act tough around every corner trying to compensate for the lack of size.
Ant Dawg once said: "I like my coffee like I like my women, I fuckin hate coffee"
by PeruFilipinMexiWahChing January 26, 2011
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ant sock

a sock that, after being used to capture the semen of a horny college student, becomes infested with an ant colony. the poor college student finds the ant sock and is horrified beyond belief. who knew that ants loved semen so god damn much.
Dude I just went for my jiz sock and they were a shit ton ants in it. FML. guess it's an ant sock now.
by antsockboy April 1, 2010
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Ant-management

Ant-Management occurs when a company actually runs well, and all the employees are doing what they are supposed to do - so the management feels redundant, and thus fear layoffs.

Therefore they start "re-organizing", which (on a well running company) has the same effect as shaking an ant-farm: All the workers stop doing what they were supposed to do, and starts running around like crazy because nobody knows what is going on and everyone's in a state of alert.

Management thinks they did really good, because all the workers are really busy, and you can see them running all over the place. Productivity however drops to a fraction above zero.
- I havn't had any real work done for weeks, 'cause we're under ant-management again!

- Again? didn't you reorganize last year??

- Yep... doing it again....
by CasperA June 9, 2009
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Ant's-mouth

YOU COULDN'T FILL AN ANT'S-MOUTH WITH THAT!
by robdog555555 July 6, 2011
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Ant_Shrew

1. A small awesome midget or skinny (non-hairy) dwarf with a slight build of muscles in the upper body. A Ant_Shrew will go bald in their later life (With out a transplant). Can be subject to Male, Female or Other (as defined in China).

2. A nickname or Avatar derived from Ant(Being small and hard working) and from Shrew(A small foraging rodent the scurries along the floor) and together creates Ant_Shrew or Originally "Andrew".

3. A genetic mutation between a Ant and a Shrew which is highly unlikely since a ant is a insect and a shrew is a mammal and not anywhere near the same size.
He is an Ant_Shrew.
I jigar how the Ant_Shrew looks.
Hey I like your nickname Ant_Shrew.
Wow, that Ant_Shrew scared me it was like two different creatures.
by Ant_Shrew October 4, 2011
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