Alfie Posthuma

"I'm pya Alfie me like hew like" - Alfie Posthuma 2021

He thinks he is proper solid, he is a right Alfie Posthuma.

by Not Tom ;) July 7, 2021

Alfie Ritson

some boy like, an absolute fucking powerhouse.

Who is Alfie Ritson?

Alfie Ritson is a big unit.

by B1GN1G June 6, 2019

alfie behaviour

acting like a man/woman on a mission to seek out a person(s) who is DTF. a person behaving this way will not limit themselves to just one person per instance and therefore is somewhat of a whore - that everybody seems to know in one way or another.

i can't talk right now i'm on some alfie behaviour i'll call you back later. too many fish in the sea.

by ertleb October 22, 2010

Alfie Patten

Verb
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment

Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten

a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his anus"

b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"

Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"

by Benanenanenjamin February 18, 2009

Alfie Green

I feel green, that weed is so dense.

"That green is thick man"
"Holy crap that weed is so dense i cant think"
Yep you've given yourself an "Alfie Green"

by bbksurfacing January 3, 2019

Alfie Brown

A man who looks behind the fridge and in the toaster/freezer for packet.

Yo you heard about Alfie Brown? He just ripped all his hair out cos hes ran out of packet

by LocalGeary January 5, 2022

Alfie Crawley

Alfie Crawley is a hit and handsome man, if you see him you will instantly faint. If you dont faint you will die because he is so damn sexy and mamalicous. He also will tickle your kidney.

Its Alfie Crawley “RUN”.

Quickly hide or we will faint.

by Alfie the great handsome man April 14, 2022