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A place where piss poor people with piss poor attitudes live. Mississippi is better.
In ALABAMA, you can marry your mom and your brother
Alabama by gooch killer August 4, 2006
Alabama: one of the 50 states that make up the United States of America. It gained statehood on the date of December 14, 1819.
Welcome to Alabama, the only state where you can be a sister fister and a mother mower
Alabama by The Friggin FBI June 13, 2019
Alabama, the most inbreeding and raciest acts occur in this terrible place. you will notice if you visit this shit hole that the fans are ape shit because they won a single national championship. and seriously roll tide? yeah 2nd in obesity and 49th in education. also if i am familiarized with the law, it is still legal to own a slave in one small city? No shit look it up.
Hick1: damn alabama is the greatest state ever!
Hick2: yall be right, my momma says the same thing everytime she walks outside.
Human: illiteracy strikes again
Alabama by everyone in the U.S January 3, 2011
(Yes I Live N the AL and a girl. ~MOB-TOWN~ But was Born N the BIG PITT. This is my Def. from the 5 years living N the AL)
Is a SWEET HOME 4:
~Alabama U & Auburn U Football
~Kid friendly Mardi Gras(NOT fun 4 kids when: that OLDER man SNACHES that STUFFED ANIMAL the person on the float FINALY did throw off and was SOOO pointing @ YOU When he did)
~The FASTEST growing CITY in the USA (MOB~TOWN)
~AND THE 5A STATE FB CHAMPS THE ST. PAUL'S SAINTS!!!(GO SAINTS!!!!)

Any Food you want FRIED We'll Make it!
Like:
~ICE Cream
~Turky
~Some of the BEST Fried Chicken
~AND MORE

& Alabama has the #1 highest UNDER AGE Drinking rating N the US. and some other people in this state R PROUD that AL is #1 N Somthing? Thats NOT right.

and now YA'LL is now not a southern word. when I go up north 2 Family, I her random people saying it.

"YA'LL" USE
SLANG: WithOUT the AL DRAW.
SOUTHERN: WITH the AL DRAW.
SONG:sweet home Alabama!
AL PEOPLE: Roll Tide Role!!!
(ONLY SOMEONE WHO LIVE ALABAMA gets its it)
All the stereo types about Alabama are true, we have one of the most unsolved murders ratings in the country and have bbq places everywhere. Talledega is the home of meth cooks and rebel flags.
God I love Alabama
Alabama by Ye haw March 25, 2019
Jamie and Circe are from Alabama.
Alabama by Fat teddy December 22, 2019