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Ahmad Aliahmad

Refers to Palestinian kids who are goated in computer science but retarded in any other aspect, holds a great sense of humour and bushy ass beard.
Person A: Yo do you see that retarded Palestinian majoring CS?
Person B: Ayo thats a Ahmad Aliahmad! What a rare species!
by DingleDongo September 29, 2022
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Ahmad

A short freshman with no rizz. Constantly says things like. Too many hoes on AP. Even though, for a fact. There are NO bitches on his roster. His brother Imran *canon* has all the rizz. Unspoken. Even rizz toward females. Something very rare.
AHMAD has no rizz
by Kazuma Kavoma October 25, 2023
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Ahmad

He's beautiful, in every single way. He's kind and caring, and he has the most adorable laugh. He's the most selfless person you'll come across, but sometimes he forgets to take care of himself. He looks like a black cat but also gives golden retriever energy at times, he does everything for the people he cares about. He's also really good-looking, has beautiful dark hair, pretty eyebrows, nose, lips and he looks like a completely different person when he changes his style. He also looks good either way; with glasses, with a beard, when he's sick. He's the best husband in the world and anyone would be lucky to marry the short king. He can be a clingy baby when he's sick, tired, or when he misses you, he's the best boy and he deserves the world. <3
X: she's so lucky she has Ahmad, he always takes so much care of her

Y: i know right !! that girl is so lucky, i wish i had an Ahmad too
by hudaisy December 14, 2025
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Ahmad Chedid Mode

A mode where you become imortal and have inifinite power, big penis and a crazy lady man
MAN: Yo i cant get girls you gotta help me

Guy: Bro just learn to go Ahmad Chedid mode
by Chedid Mode December 10, 2019
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Ahmad

A fucking sexy guy with the largest erection ever and everyone wants his woodini
Did us see Ahmad, His dick is so big i accidentally jizzed!
by aezsrxdfyguyhiujou June 20, 2023
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ahmad bakri

look at that ahmad bakri swinging on the trees
by haijssj November 22, 2022
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