Adopted Penis

An adopted penis aka. an adopted cockteaser, is ANY broad that is born from a country in Europe... called "Romania". These type of broads will fuck you up in every possible way, such as cock teasting, lying and decieving. These broads are a human waste and should be further disposed.

"HEY,! RAMZI did you see that adopted penis walk by?"

by Matthew D'Amore November 26, 2006

Furry adoptable

Usually a character made by someone (they can be a furry or not, but it’s usually a furry, so that’s why the name is there) and sold for real money, a character, art, virtual currency, etc.

Did you see that rainbow furry adoptable? I’m willing to pay 20$ for it!

by Furrywordslol October 5, 2021

adoption shit

when you take the kind of shit that makes you want to adopt kids

Adoption shit: I just took a shit that made me want to ADOPT!

by vegetable_television December 26, 2010

Adoptive muscle memory

the ability to replicate any physical action after seeing it performed once

Monica Dawson; beholder of Adoptive muscle memory, saw a wrestling move done on TV before work then performed the same exact move on a robber

by HeroesAbilities June 10, 2013

abc to adopt me

In Roblox Bloxburg, you will usually find these people saying "abc to adopt me" meaning they are asking someone to adopt them, the annoying thing is that they will knock on mansions and if u say no to adopt them they will just throw a whole tantrum and throw a bunch of insults on u or just stalk u and camp by ur house until u say yes, they also do this when u nearly finished ur house and the house is a mansion, they will be like "when u finished can u adopt me" and if u say no they again just throw insults at u, funny thing is they will be like "eww no" if u said abc and u have a tiny house, they are very annoying in general

Lilylotus: ABC TO ADOPT MEE!1!1!1!1!1!
321headlines: abc!
*sees house*
Lilylotus: eww ur house is small im leaving

by notdahloya August 11, 2022

Roblox Adopt me

A place in roblox where every 6-9 years old play their stupid "Adopt and Raise a Cute Baby," or "Life in Paradise," games.

Adopt me is overrated to be honest.

Roblox Adopt me is a game on roblox and this is for filler.

by Frozenical October 21, 2020

Adopt me pet

A peice of some ones life that they will never get back

Person one: what adopt me pets do you have

Person two: i have a life so I don’t have one
Person one: is it ride or fly
Person two:get a life

by Dat one dude online haha January 2, 2021