Flying Aunt Whifflebottome

The Flying Aunt Whifflebottome is a sexual position in which two parties (Generally male, although females with strapons HAVE been known to preform this act as well) enter a third party through the rectum, using their genitalia, or artificial genitalia, while in some sort of open air environment (EX. While free falling, on a trampoline, or even during a simple jump). The two parties first mentioned enter together, and act as one unified organ, sliding in and out. Warning: This act is not to be preformed without some form of lubricant (Silicone lube will work, but K Lube is preferable).

"Last night Jacob and Evan gave me an Flying Aunt Whifflebottome. I won't be able to walk for a week!"

by Pimpernickle July 6, 2014

Ya auntie

A phrase to replace the answer of a question when not wanting to answer.

‘What’s your favourite subject?’ Ya auntie!!
‘Who is your bestfriend?’ Ya auntie!!

by A3times December 4, 2018

Aunt

Sister of your mother/father, sometimes their aunt. An aunt is someone who will always be there for you, even when you aren't. They're not always the nicest person, but they're the most real.

Our aunt is pretty harsh, but we know she means well

by anon-91095 September 14, 2018

aunt jemima tits

Tits that hang down to the waist. Milk jugs. Long National Geographic Tits with big nipples.

look at the Aunt Jemima tits on that reggae singer!

by b. hanback February 17, 2008

If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle

A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.

Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?

by Action_kamen November 5, 2010

Acute Fuck

Refers to the act of having sex in the missionary position with a female who is flexible and or skinny enough to create an acute angle between her torso and her thighs.

E: I can't believe you fucked that gymnast
P: Ya bro, she was definitely an Acute Fuck
E: Way to go bru

by Phil R-C May 18, 2010

a cunt full

A small amount of something

"I only had a cunt full of vodka last night."

by Wi11fr3d February 22, 2017