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Two And A Half Black People

The yet to be made BET version of Two And A Half Men.
After Tyler Perry's house of baby momma's we got Two And A Half Black People!
"Chorus Intro": Recently Paroled Two Black Men, Men. Black Men Black Men, Black Men, Ohhh ohhh ooohh ohhh. Black Men, Black Men, Black Men, CHICKEN!
Deshawn: Man, you gotta stop sleepin wit all dos women man!
Dequan: Man, Fried Chicken!
(Tyler Perry enters the room does the dougie, then leaves)
Both Dequan and Deshawn: Ho de do ho de do!
by BitBootiedBitches June 29, 2011
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Black-a-phobic

when your enemy is a big scary black guy who mugs you for your fried chicken and you fear them forever
Jason got jumped the other day outside of KFC. He's black-a-phobic now
by McBitchin44 January 28, 2011
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Your acting like a fat black chick

A word used to describe someone who is imitating or acting like someone that is fat, black, and is a female. Most commonly used when someone gets really excited all of a sudden spits out random ghetto words that don't mean anything. Also used to describe someone who likes to do booty dances at the club , and eats a lot of chicken.
A : Yo , Bonishia did you see my home girl Oprah pop lock and drop it in da club and throw her hands in the air like she just don't care , like shonishia in dat one Beyonce video? Man , that was my shizzle on my dizzle daug.

B : Dude, your acting like a fat black chick , and your pissing me off !

A: Well des ight , I don't have to chill which chew no mowz. And anysways Chirishia is giving me some new weave in an hour. PEACE ! FO REAL !
by litureeee May 28, 2008
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"I heard Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III wasn't even sad about his cousin's death!"
"Yeah, what a selfish prick!"
by Canned_Ice July 28, 2019
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From the anime ghost stories hajime was trying to get keiichirou to run faster to defeat the bullies๐Ÿ’ช
Keiichirou: panting and runnig
Hanjime: โ€œ THINK OF A BIG BLACK MAN CHASING YOU
by Ilikeerenscock May 22, 2022
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Big balls in my ass by a big black dude requis ching chong chang

Its my cat
Can i pet big balls in my ass by a big black dude requis ching chong chang.
Im deaf bro.
Oh my bad. ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป๐Ÿค๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ŒโœŠ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿซด๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–๐ŸพโœŒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿซต
Nah fam you to gay to do dat.
by Thatthotnigger May 20, 2022
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A pot calling a cattle black

A figure of speech for calling out a hypocrite. For shaming someone because they accused someone else on something the accuser is also accountable for.
Democrat: Man I hate Repulicans.
Republican: Yeah, I don't like you Democrats either.
Democrat: You are a hateful bigot for saying that.
Republican: Okay. And you are a pot calling a cattle black
by JustKeepingItRealMan March 7, 2019
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