trouser mouse

Wanker, one-eyed snake, wee-willie wanker, pud, penis, willie war-head.

Sam showed off his trouser mouse to Sally at the movie.

by Succa Bus April 29, 2003

trouser vagina

When one's trousers split at the stitching under the crotch resulting in a trouser vagina.

Connor: Piggy back! *Izzo gets on*
Izzo: Pete, you get on now!
*Pete jumps on*
Pete: FUCK SAKE! Just got a trouser vagina! Don't fuck me guys! Please.

by Pete616 May 12, 2011

Trouser Thumb

When your soft, flaccid penis becomes openly exposed from under your boxers while sitting on the couch.

Roger was enjoying the football game when his wife's friend walked into the room and keenly spotted Roger sporting his Trouser Thumb.

by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2013

Trouser Weiner

To poke the bottom of one's shirt (preferably a button up) through the zip in the your trousers. This created a weiner type effect, but with the material of your shirt as opposed to an actual penis. To obtain an erection like effect do the zip up all the way to the top, trapping the shirt. This will make it stand up.

Callum made the funniest trouser weiner on the bus today! It was 6 inches high!

by JoshuaFoShizzle November 28, 2006

trouser nuke

A monster hard on that never seems to end, until it's too late.

Damn! This trouser nuke's about to blow!

by Dr. Rabbit September 23, 2007

Trouser Erection

When one's trousers fold-up at the crotch, making it look like you have an erection

"Dude, put away the one-eyed trouser monster"
"It's not a boner! It's a trouser erection!"

by Leon Walker March 08, 2006

Clever Trousers

Someone who makes snide remarks, or otherwise is acting in a fashion that makes others believe they are being smug.

British in origin.

Exactly the same as Smarty Pants.

"Oh, you're such a clever trousers with your puns, AREN'T you, Neil?"

by Asura October 26, 2004