DICE fixed

A corporate antonym related to Swedish game developer DICE, used to describe the process of fixing something but in essence not even trying to fix it, making the initial problem even worse, or breaking something else that's completely unrelated.
"I took my car to the Mercedes dealership and they DICE fixed it. I only went in to get the radio interference looked at, and now my car won't start"
by DJMaxSqueakHoopyDad April 14, 2014
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fixed gear

a bicycle with only one rear cog or "gear" which is fixed directly onto the hub of the wheel. This style of bicycle preceeded the more modern freewheel single speed which allowed the rider to stop pedaling whilst coasting. Still more modern yet, is the multi-speed freewheel or freehub design which is just an expansion upon the single speed freewheel.
The fixed gear was most popularly used as track or "velodrome" racing machine but has since made it to the streets and has seen a rise in outdoor road usage. Currently, in many large cities across the world, the fixed gear, or "fixie" as it so often called, has become the focal point of a growing urban subculture which includes bike messengers and the like. This subculture is seen as being quite countercultual even in the cycling community and is often associated with the punk rock/anarchist scene.
Eddie Merckx, a Belgian cyclist, is revered as one of the greatest fixed gear racers in history.
by FixedAnthroFreak September 08, 2006
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Jizz'll fix it

A therapeutic session of self-enjoyment/masturbation, designed to relieve the stresses of a hard day at work. Normally enjoyed last thing at night to aid sleep. The cry "Now then now then, what 'ave we got 'ere then" on the vinegar strokes is for expert self-lovers only.
Crispin had lost twenty mill backing the wrong stocks on the market and was facing the internal auditors over an allegation of laundering money. Lying alone in bed that night he didn't know what to do. "I bet jizz'll fix it" he thought before whacking one out and drifting into a deep relaxing slumber.
by The Brown Piper April 24, 2007
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Oral fix

1)to temporarily satisfy an addiction involving a sexual procedure you perform with your mouth.

2)When a person likes someone and wants to show them how much they really miss the other person with enthusiasm. :)

3)Also a word used when beating around the bush.
Will Faris get an oral fix this weekend? You'll never know.
by Jurassica May 07, 2008
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Fixing Dressers

A term originating in Alabama meaning to fuck, bang, do the sex, etc.
by @nonymou$ January 22, 2019
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Quick Fix

An ingenious creation by Spectrum Labs. This synthetic urine will pass any and
all drug tests that the bladder police can throw at you.
Tom used Quick Fix to pass his drug test.
by thechillguy January 06, 2009
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fixing the computer

Getting walked in on while viewing porn on the computer and whacking off.
The other night, Mike inadvertently walked in on his buddy fixing the computer. It was mad gross.
by Nacho Party June 27, 2006
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