Carrot Juicer

When you commit to being vegan and insert a carrot into your juice loosener.
Jess and Lisa love carrots and practice safety while operating the carrot juicer.
by Carmengogh October 27, 2021
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Super Juicer

A Doom Eternal gamer god. Someone who has become so good at playing Doom Eternal, that the word "pro gamer" isn't nearly enough.

Also a really good machine that can create juice.
"HeyKyle is just a true Super Juicer in Battlemode".
by strongwarrior September 14, 2021
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Jewish Juicer

The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.
*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*

Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023
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Jollyrancher Juicer

When someone goes to eat out a lady with gonorrhoea and it tastes bad so they put a jollyrancher in their mouth and munch down on the gonorrhoea cyst thinking it’s their jolly rancher.
by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023
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Albanian Juicer

Typically used in homoerotic experiences, the Albanian juicer is when one’s partner squeezes their testicles so aggressively, that their testicles turn to liquid, much like juicing a lemon.
My boyfriend gave me an Albanian Juicer last night and I ended up in the hospital.
by Cumgoggles420 June 06, 2024
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free juicer

Someone who takes advantage of free chargers for their electric vehicle
Did you see they added chargers at the employee garage? I’m a free juicer baby!
by caseybamboll December 15, 2023
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shaft juicer

I enjoyed that shaft juicer so much I had to wear a raincoat!
by chisel chest May 17, 2014
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