deuce

(n) a word used by a modern teenaged audiance in place of fuck and shit. Usually based from Stewie of Family Guy

What the Deuce?
Deuce this place, there's nothing going on!

by S.A.K. June 10, 2005

deuce

what you say when you're saying goodbye
it means peace out.

"Deuce".

by j dub December 10, 2002

Deuce

A two-hour session with a prostitute.

The trick got pissed that he nutted in five minutes because he paid for a deuce.

by What U. Waant August 12, 2003

Deuce

an approximate measure of 200 pounds

- How much you figure that chunky chicka what our boy got with was?
- Damn, she HAD to be a deuce, deuce n' a dime

by whiskymack January 9, 2004

deuce

1. to shit
2. to smoke half of someones cigarette
3. a 22 oz bottle of malt liquor
4. the number two

1. "yo i gotta drop a fat deuce."
2. "yo lemme get deuce on that cigarette."
3. "pick up some jack and a deuce of st. idnes"
4. "all i got is a pair of deuce." (in cards)

by Kev Nice March 14, 2006

Deuce

A 1932 Ford

As in, "She's my Little Deuce Coupe, you don't know what I got".

by pacman February 8, 2003

deuce deuce

A large twenty-two inch subwoofer.

"I got the microwave, got the VCR, I got the deuce deuce in the trunk of my car, Oh yeah" -- Sublime

by Boyblue March 8, 2006