September 2nd

September 2nd is the national holiday of finally giving the person who likes you a chance, and finally liking him back

On September 2nd I finally decided to give him a chance, it turned out to be the best decision ever!

by sKIDDDROE231 September 1, 2020

2nd cousin

1.When your related but, you can fuck each other 'without going to jail'.
2.A relative who's your parent's cousin's child. Basically they share great grandparents with you.

Rednecks sure love to bang 2nd cousin's.

by Celyuh May 27, 2016

December 2nd

The day no one is going to school.

Taylor:are you going to school December 2nd?
Dean:of course not no one is

by KokichiKween October 29, 2019

May 2nd

National cuddle day is May 2nd. But who knows, maybe it ends with a nice fuck.

Person 1: What day it is?
Person 2: It's May 2nd!
Person 1: WOW it's cuddle (and maybe fuck later) day!
Person 2: oh I didn't remember!! Come to my house!

by cloooondikee April 30, 2019

February 2nd

Oh so you were born on February 2nd… DAMN! This is your birthday but also the day you will take over the entire fucking world. Your a GOD! I pity anyone who doesn’t know you

Oh it’s my birthday February 2nd time to rise to power and make those pathetic mortals bow down to me

by Feb2 August 3, 2021

2nd Girlfriend

When a guy's best friend (typically a man) is still so close to the guy while he has had a girlfriend for a while that he has to be just as tentative to his friend. Often this friend ends up making the girlfriend the 3rd wheel when we go out

I swear Trent and I were having such a great time at the mall until his 2nd girlfriend made me the third wheel when they started talking about fantasy football

by Childish Bambino October 11, 2018

2nd Violin

The 2nd violins either want to kill themselves or are extremely happy all the time. 1st chair second violin is most likely the one getting attacked the most and has depression. Seconds are hated and rarely get to melody. The seconds get attacked almost as much as the violas.

2nd Violins vs 1st Violins:🐟vs🐠

by Orchestra Kid November 12, 2018