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A Grunt in the US Marines who carries a SAW (Squad Automatic Weapon) AKA Machine Gun

The worst job in the whole goddamn military. You run around an go on long humps (HIKES) in full gear an you also have to lug around a machine gun that takes forever to clean an almost never works when you need it, because the Marine Corp cant provide proper lubrication for your weapon so it does nothing but jam.

Of Course Everybody in your squad who isnt an 0331 wants to use your machine gun, an make videos of it. but they dont wanna clean it.
Jose: "So whats your MOS in the Marines dude."

Brando: "Im an 0331, Im a machine gunner."

Jose: "THATS SO COOOL DUDE!!!"

Brando: "NAW!! Its horrible. It takes 5 hours to clean an every round I shoot equal 2 hours of police calling!"
by llegoz October 16, 2009
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As bored as you can get. That's all I can legally say.
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by i am bored(om) November 17, 2022
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0 3 5

an instrumental progression as defined by people who don't know how to play an instrument.

Some how the root (1) has shifted to a zero (0) and we're left with an anomalous gap between the new root (0) and the second note a.k.a the supertonic (2). This, of course, is used to insult beginner musicians who are just learning triads and scale degrees, but unironically shows the lack of knowledge of those using said insult.
".. and then he came into the guitar store and played 0 3 5..."
"you mean 1-3-5?"
"na, man... 0 is the starting note"
"so... you play 9 note octaves?"
by Bones331 January 21, 2021
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033

"Damn yo he just commited a 033"
by Rahky August 17, 2017
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0-3-5

An inside unoriginal overused joke only guitar players will understand it is the tablature of the riff in the 70s rock song, "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple it is often regarded as the easiest guitar riff of all time that every guitarist knows. Most guitarists just refer to the song as "0-3-5" and think its funny to play everywhere and yell out "PLAY 0-3-5!".

(ngl though it does slap and is a banger song in general)
Unfunny guy in a guitar center: PLAY 0-3-5 BRO!

Literally everyone's expression in a 5-mile radius: "Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing"
by Iwantamommysooobad November 8, 2022
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Zaangar Alpha Beta .049.038.068 ©

1.) Many eons ago, an entity was sparced throughout the galaxy. This entity was created for the sole purpose of galactical enterprise. The constant endeavors of Strike Force 3 and their persistent longing for this entity has led them to find the Zaangar participles. Now they must travel through all of the Zaangar entities, to stop the onslaught of the Zaangars....TO BE CONTINUED

P.S. Heed and follow my teachings.
Universal Entity Harmony Project Beta .0.49.038.068
Zaangar Alpha Beta .049.038.068 ©
by Galacton March 6, 2009
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030220

A relationship that will last forever a powerful couple
Ex: defined: Ana and geo are a strong couple
Ex 030220 is a date that will last forever
by Minordz March 18, 2021
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