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Blake

Blake is a god, a being mankind cannot comprehend. His power is too great for our knowledge and can only be mentioned by name. Blake is a religion people should convert to blakism and chant his name 8 times a day at minimum, this has been proven to give blakeins a overall better life. Anyone found of being a blakist shall be hung drawn and quartered
Today we will pray the divine ruler. Blake.
by BlakeLover69 November 11, 2019
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Blake

Blake is a boy that is arrogant and conceited and doesn't notice when a really amazing girl is in love with him cos hes too in love with himself. he is also very sexy and all the girls love him bcoz of how handsome he is. he is usually quite lanky an thin but there is no fat and only muscle. a suitable match for Blake would be a Christy or Stephanie
"dayum foo! look at that boiiii"
"he is providing me with sensations all over!"
"i would smash"
"he gawta be a blake"
by BLAKESBIATCH June 10, 2018
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Blake

A big ol' dicked man that usually swings his schlong like a helicopter. He also enjoys porn and milk with cookies. He pimps, not simps, and he is probably jerking off as he types this.
Im Blake
by Mycoxafloppin February 17, 2021
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Blake

A type of bloke who sells drugs to you’re nan
by Shweppsy November 18, 2019
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blake

usually a boys name but sometimes a girl. very funny, outgoing, gorgeous, and loud. she has a lot of drama because everyone is jelous of her because she is so perfect. shy around boys and some girls when you first meet her, but once you get to know her she is so much fun to be around. she is the bestest friend you could every ask for.
boy1: who is that hotty?
boy2: oh that's blake! yea she's pretty hot
by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnnn November 23, 2013
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Blake

Band kid. VERY MUCH OUTDATED HUMOR, but hey you are a happy person and not shy. Your childhood lasts very very long too!
by grim69 April 29, 2021
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Blake

“You ever seen that man Blake in the hall?”
“Yeah that nigga gay.”
by Chupapi69 November 23, 2021
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